tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87238529699270091752024-03-05T04:25:43.960-08:00Yoshiette AdventuresSomeone from Anytown, Kentuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07486871161720570917noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8723852969927009175.post-81216693604719015332017-08-02T17:29:00.000-07:002017-08-03T05:31:37.249-07:00Yoshiette Adventures Year 2 #5: Yoshiette & Crash Bandicoot Raid the NoA Ark...<div style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: x-large;">DISCLAIMER:</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: x-large;">WHILE THERE IS SOCIAL COMMENTARY IN THIS SEGMENT, THIS IS NOT MEANT TO THREATEN, ATTACK, OR BOYCOTT ANY COMPANY, PERSON, ENTITY, OR ORGANIZATION!!!! BUT IF YOU'RE A NINTENDRONE, SJW, ETC. TURN BACK RIGHT NOW!!! THIS BLOG IS NOT MEANT TO SHOW FAVORITISM OR WHATEVER I'M GOING TO BE ACCUSED OF FROM THESE MORONS!!!!</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /><span style="color: red;">DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!</span></span></b></div>
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Yoshiette 1: Thanks for the joy ride girls...<br />
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Princess Peach: Off to the strip club, Girlz!!!<br />
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Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, and Pauline: <b>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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Duck Nukem: I get the feeling that you didn't put all the characters that escaped the drawings from SCCC back...<br />
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YE1: No worries, they'll be put back in the next TGS or NYCC...<br />
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DN: Now don't bug me versing Yoshiette 2 in a DDR 27 out of 52 match!!!<br />
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YE1: Joey T., Wanna team up to get to the NoA Ark?<br />
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Joe T. Yes, I know you're sign is Scorpio, that means nothing, I have 39 other callers to get to, bye...<br />
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At A. Yoshi's Office...<br />
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YE1: Yoshi-Poo, wanna go to the NoA Ark to send a complaint letter to the Nintendo's Treehouse unit?<br />
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A. Yoshi: Hun, I have other priorities, than ruining my reputation with the media.<br />
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*door knocking*<br />
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YE1: Come in.<br />
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*Pokemon XD Cipher Admin Encounter music plays*<br />
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Crash Bandicoot: Don't ask why I'm here, just join me!<br />
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We're ridin' Route 66 Mutha Frakka's!!!!<br />
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I even gotcha a new set of wheels!!!<br />
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YE1: Cool, the Hornet! Does play the ...<br />
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*inserts key, and turns the ignition on*<br />
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Radio: Do do do do do do do! Daytona! Daytona! Let's go away!<br />
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YE1: It does!!!<br />
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Crash: I've kicked Sonic's Ass, now it's Time for the Kick Mario's <b>ASS</b> game!!!!<br />
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*Daytona USA's "Let's Go Away" song plays as the roadmap is traced*<br />
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At the Nokia Theater, Crash fills the outside of the theater with a poorly drawn Crash Bandicoot flipping the bird with the message: Dear Nintendo, U SUK, EVRY 3RD PARY N DA WURLD!!!<br />
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YE1: Dude, not cool, Nintendo's gonna be on our Sh*t list if we ruin their reputation out of spite...<br />
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Crash: Who's leading this operation here?<br />
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Now time for my tunes.<br />
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*Funimation 2003-2005 Dragon Ball GT Theme plays*<br />
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Too franchise derailing!<br />
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*Daytona USA theme plays again*<br />
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We already played that song!<br />
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*Crash Bandicoot cover of "You're not Me" only dissing Nintendo plays*<br />
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Perfect...<br />
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YE1: Cool Blue Eyes White Dragon cycle, Where Didja get it?<br />
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Crash: I won it in an auction at the Yu-Gi-Oh 20th anniversary party only available to Konami Shareholders!!!<br />
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YE1: I thought Konami...<br />
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Crash: Exactly... How 'bout that N64, PS1, Dreamcast, M2, And mid to late 90s Windows Logo?<br />
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YE1: Joe-Sama of Team Yoshi made it as way to show pride of the generation of gaming that the leader (Yoshi-Poo) into gaming.<br />
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*Road Map with a trail between LA to Seattle displays*<br />
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Crash: Welp, here we are...<br />
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Yoshiette, I see your car, but not...<br />
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YE1: *Hums the Super Mario Bros theme*<br />
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Transmission Device Lady: Will E3164 come to booth 8<br />
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YE1: 2 Down, only 256,810 people ahead of me...<br />
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Crash: <b>F*CK DAT NOISE!!!!</b><br />
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*Beats up the security*<br />
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Yoshiette 1: I've only got one shot at this...<br />
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*Temple Run music from Legends of the Hidden Temple (the 1993 game show, not the TV Movie nobody cared for)*<br />
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Automated Voice: <b>INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!</b><br />
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YE1: Dude, I have a letter I've got to send to Nintendo Treehouse guys!<br />
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*Later at Nintendo Treehouse's main office*<br />
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YE1: It's all or Nothing...<br />
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*DBZ Ending Music plays*<br />
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Kyle Hebert: As Yoshiette reluctantly reaches the Nintendo Treehouse's main office and Crash Bandicoot Throws a sledgehammer into the Nintendo whitelist and blacklist machine (which is color TV Game 6 only with 2 places the right paddle to go and the left paddle can go anywhere but if it misses, it counts as a mistrial), will Yoshiette make Nintendo great again? find out in the next...<br />
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*Narrator Guy appears*<br />
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Narrator: I can't have a coffee break for 5 minutes and people think I disappeared. Anyhoo, My Girlfriend's got a few choice words for you...<br />
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*Robed figure appears*<br />
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Kyle H.: Andros from Power Rangers?<br />
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*Black Boxing Gloves appear through the sleeves*<br />
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I'm So Dead!<br />
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*Figure unhoods herself*<br />
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Oh it's a girl, how do I fight her...<br />
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???: I may be a 20 something dealing with student debt to pay, but I've got 2 words for you?<br />
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*Takes off the robe revealing a pink Bikini*<br />
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Let's Rocket!!!<br />
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Narrator: Let's see how Yoshiette's doing...<br />
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YE1: Look, I know that the change of artwork was a last minute decision, but if Nintendo of America release the game like that, soon they'll have to censor more. Koei Tecmo was one of the first ones to stick to such a low standard, and if you handle things like you are right now, SJWs will ruin gaming, and gamers are just going to say "F*ck this hobby.", because they have no power over what get's released in what part of the world in what way. Think of who this'll <b>REALLY</b> Benefit, the Gamers, The SJWs, or yourselves?<br />
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Nintendo Treehouse head: Hmmmm..... I'll have to get back to Reggie on this...<br />
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YE1: Now onto whoever runs IP management and Whoever handles hardware (including online play, paying for a service that Sega could've done better with a late 90s console, Aye yi yi)...<br />
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Epilogue:<br />
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Weeks after the NoA Raid of Summer 2017:<br />
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Crash Bandicoot Costume Guy: Hey Plumber Boy, Guess Who's system is getting released on every relevant system other than your's. Mine! I guess your body wasn't ready for that, well <b>MINE WA...</b><br />
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*Trap Door Activates*<br />
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<b>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! CRAP!</b><br />
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Christmas 2017:<br />
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AY: I hope Col. Sanders got me a Switch...<br />
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*Opens the box to reveal a box of Dog biscuits*<br />
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<b>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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<b>THIS IS A VERY EXAGGERATED AND FICTIONALIZED STORY, NOT MEANT TO REPRESENT ANY EVENTS, PERSONS, ETC. NO HUMANS, ANDROIDS, ANIMALS, OR WHATEVER ELSE WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FEATURE...</b></div>
Someone from Anytown, Kentuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07486871161720570917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8723852969927009175.post-6358996545433058902017-07-16T15:09:00.000-07:002017-07-16T15:09:51.248-07:00Yoshiette Adventures Year 2 #4: Yoshiette & the 5 Spider Men: Part 2: Convention ChaosIn the Sim City Justice System, Logic doesn't matter, until logic matters... Some of the heroes are idiots...<br />
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<b style="font-size: xx-large;"><a href="http://yoshietteadventures.blogspot.com/2017/07/yoshiette-adventures-year-2-3-yoshiette.html">PREVIOUSLY ON YOSHIETTE ADVENTURES...</a></b><br />
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SimCity Comic-Con goes all loney tunes, while playing 9001 pixie stix, and on.. Back to the segment...<br />
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Tokugawa Studio: 9:45 AM<br />
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Joe T.: Dear Weekly Shonen, Jump Here's my twent...<br />
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Clippy: It looks like you're writing a letter would you like some...<br />
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Buzz Lightyear: Hold it, space alien?<br />
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JT: I have no time for this... *pushes Clippy and Buzz off the table*<br />
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Duck Nukem: Ranfan cosplayer, can I have your picture, preferably of you stri...<br />
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Ranfan Cosplayer: <b>PISS OFF</b>, Yoshi Team Loon!<br />
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DN: <b>IT'S TEAM YOSHI, YOU MORON!!!!!</b><br />
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Alright Joey, not every cosplayer wants... to... Joe... <b>JOEY!!!!</b><br />
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Joe Tokugawa's current location: 10:12 AM<br />
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JT: Do you have a set of Sailor Moon Lingerie?<br />
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Sailor Moon Cosplayer: <b>SECURITY!!!!!</b><br />
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Front of Convention: 10:49 AM<br />
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Yoshiette 1: Oh dear, It's Grimlord, <b>HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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*Pokemon RGBY Vs. Trainer theme Plays*<br />
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Grimlord: *Lifts up Mask* Actually, I'm just a cosplayer, and You kicked a Ranfan cosplayer, she's not to pleased right now...<br />
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YE1: How do you know?<br />
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Grimlord Cosplayer: It was on the TV earlier, <b>NOT F*CKING OKAY!!!!!!</b><br />
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YE1 It wasn...<br />
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Grimlord Cosplayer: Go talk with someone else.<br />
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Toku SuperStore Booth: 11:00 AM<br />
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YE1: Have you seen Wolverine? Maybe he can chop off the heads off these 5 Spidey-Bastards.<br />
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Cashier: Sorry I only Specialize in Toku, I did see however a mix of a Green MMPR Ranger, A White MMPR Ranger, and a Red Zeo Ranger, ask him where ever he is...<br />
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DN: *via walkie talkie* Saw the orange street shark in quadrant alpha, what should I do?<br />
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YE1: Grab a piece of Drawing paper plus a magnet, and suck him back in!<br />
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DN: *via walkie talkie* Ten four, Yoshibeth..<br />
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YE1: <b>IT'S YOSHIE... AH, F*CK IT!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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Beta Quadrant: 11:09 AM<br />
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JT: Oooooooooo...... *talks into Walkie Talkie* Yoko Littner, can I ask her to show her Bam-bams?<br />
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YE1 & DN: <b>FOCUS!!!!</b><br />
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One putting the character back onto the page later...<br />
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JT: The Flesh is heading to Gamma Quadrant time to chase this naked moron...<br />
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The Flesh: You can't catch m... Uh-Oh...... *just before returning to the page* Ouchies!<br />
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JT: Now onto the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.<br />
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Door from convention to McDonalds 11:30 AM<br />
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Jara: I'd love to see who likes these out...<br />
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DN: <b>BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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*Bonks on Noxic's Head like a baboon*<br />
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Typhus: We're on your side, Bud!<br />
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Noxic: Get off, Pig!!!!<br />
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Jara: These are just costumes... *unmasks herself to reveal MarzGurl* See?<br />
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*Yoshiette Runs to the door*<br />
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YE1: It's You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You!!!!!<br />
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Kaylyn: You aren't one of AnonymousYoshi's cronies who...<br />
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YE1: Yep.<br />
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Kaylyn: Just stay good and I'll stay friends with you...<br />
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*Noxic Takes off mask*<br />
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JT: Linkara?<br />
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Lewis: Don't gimme Sh*t over...<br />
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JT: EULA Accepted!!!<br />
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DN: If You're Marzgurl, and you're Linkara, who's that?<br />
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*Typhus unmasked to reveal...*<br />
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DN: Yep, no one I know?<br />
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???: Maybe this'll ring a bell...<br />
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*Puts on beret and eyepatch Apollo Z. Hack*<br />
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*Apollo Z. Hack theme plays*<br />
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YE1: Apollo<br />
JT: Z.<br />
DN: Hack!!!!!<br />
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YE1: Let's Kick some ass!!!!<br />
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Team Drew, search the front of the convention, Team Roland Put on these masks and wait for the Spider-Men, Jara and I (aka Team Jo) will look in the back half of the convention?<br />
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Near the Body Pillow Salesman's Booth: 12:00 PM<br />
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JT: Ramenman and Brocken Jr.!!!!!<br />
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Noxic: Who and Who?<br />
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Ramenman and Brocken Jr.: Double Flying Leg Lariat!!!!!<br />
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JT: <b>NOT TODAY!!!!</b> *Puts the 2 back into the drawing Page*<br />
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Frederator Booth Convention: 12:08 PM<br />
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Jara: Come here, <b>BITCH!!!!</b><br />
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Rosie: *claps hands and Giggles* Bich, Bich....<br />
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YE1: Uh-oh... Someone's so grounded... *Pulls magnet and paper out*<br />
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Rosie: No, No!!!!!! *starts to cry*<br />
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Jara: Who's Idea was it to get someone to draw a...<br />
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YE1: Enough talk, <b>ONLY DO!!!!</b><br />
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Center of Convention: 12:13 PM<br />
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*The 5 Spider-Men appear*<br />
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Apollo Z. Hack: Let's Kick some <b>ASS!!!!</b><br />
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Shin Revuer #1 XX Version V2 EX Beta!!!<br />
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Random Guy Popup Guy: Toasty!<br />
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Creepy Bootleg Anime VHS Indian Guy's Booth: 12:34 PM<br />
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YE1: Welp, we got Sailor Venus and Jupiter in one fell swoop, Completing the Sailor Senshi, Now onto Arale Norimaki.<br />
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*The Five Spider-Men appear*<br />
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We know who you guys are, but weren't you occupied with Duck and Ap...<br />
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Armored Spider-Man: Our Spider Senses found you, Hell those Masks were a dead giveaway. here's the ultimate Counter attack!!!<br />
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Japanese Spider-Man: Spider GP-7 RX!!!!<br />
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*Spider GP-7 RX Enters NEO Leopaldon!!!!!*<br />
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Change NEO Leopaldon!!!<br />
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Jara: Yikes! You're on your own at this point.<br />
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YE1: Inyuk Chuk!!! *Grows Giant*<br />
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Now What powers does NEO Leopaldon have, and how do I maneuver through them?<br />
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*Iron Spider inserts tape then a beatnik english cover of the Supaidaman that A. Yoshi sung while Yoshiette 1 Plays the bongos*<br />
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All 5 Spider-Men: Super Arm Rockets!!!!<br />
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*Yoshiette evades them*<br />
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YE1: Nice try, but I know how these things work!!!<br />
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*Arm Rockets head to the head*<br />
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Ouch!<br />
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Spider-Man Team: Supersonic Arc Turn!!!!<br />
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*Supersonic Arc Turn cuts through Yoshiette's clothing*<br />
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YE1: Damn you!<br />
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Spider-Man Team: Leopaldon Net!!!<br />
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YE1: You Bastards!!!!<br />
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Spider-Man Team: Now time for the Finisher!<br />
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Sword Vigor Victory!<br />
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YE1: Oh dear, that could slice me in half!!! I Know, I was the one who invented the Robot for a fanfic made out of a dare!!!!<br />
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Gotta get my Shrink Gun Charged before I go Bye Bye...<br />
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92%, 93%, 94%...<br />
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Spider-Man 2099: Cancel the function before Yoshibeth charges fully!!!!! <b>HURRY!!!!</b><br />
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YE1: 97, 98, 99, boom you're history!!!!!<br />
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*fires shrink gun*<br />
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*Spider-Man team jumps out*<br />
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*NEO Leopaldon changes to toy size*<br />
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Black Suit Spider-Man: Yoo-Hoo!!!!! Yoshibe...<br />
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The reviewer/Magnavore Cosplayers + JT + DN: Back to the comics with ya!!!<br />
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Japanese Spiderman: <b>HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII... </b>*all 5 Spider-Men Goes back on the paper*<br />
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*Yoshiette turns back to normal size*<br />
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The 6 Heroes: Now Lastly... Zedd and Vexor!!!!<br />
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Veronica M.'s Booth: 3:01 PM<br />
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Back to the pages with ya!!!!!!<br />
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YE1: Huh? How did we only get 6 parts of Zedd, but not Vexor?<br />
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JT: I Think I know why... *rips curtain door*<br />
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???: Uhhhh...... Hi?<br />
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JT: Who is this kid?<br />
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??? + Vexor: Ignore th guy in the booth, he's only an illusion<br />
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YE1: Joe, hold down the scrawny kid! Duck, destroy the machine inside the kid's booth! Linkara, use your magic gun to blast robo Vexor's mask of! Marzgurl Rip Robo Vexor's arms off! Apollo once the decoy is weak enough, Use your finisher! I'll tell security about the craziness going on in the convention...<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Epilogue:</b></span><br />
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After the convention<br />
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YE1: Ya know, I learned something from This convention.<br />
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JT: What's that?<br />
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YE1: You can't change your past, but you can affect the future...<br />
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DN: That is if your name isn't James Rolfe, who must have loads and loads of save files, and based off his Mega Man episode (with a lot of them being on Playstation consoles), that might be taken quite literally...<br />
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JT: But didn't he...<br />
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YE1: Bus is here!!!<br />
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Later at the Ranfan cosplayer's apartment...<br />
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Dear SCCC, FBI, and Interpol;<br />
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Cosplayer: Some kid in a blue morphsuit kicked me. I wonder if it was a spy for A. Yoshi's personal benefit. If you have any news on that crimin...<br />
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*computer screen blue screens for no reason*<br />
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<b>AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>THE END?</b></span>Someone from Anytown, Kentuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07486871161720570917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8723852969927009175.post-23595864197681475912017-07-16T12:37:00.001-07:002017-07-16T12:37:50.733-07:00Yoshiette Adventures Year 2 #3: Yoshiette & the 5 Spider Men<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR CHILDREN!!!!!</b></span></div>
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Yoshiette 1: Ahhhhh.... Simcity Comic-con, just one of many conventions Yoshi-poo can't go to for one reason or another. This Year, It's because It's his big return month and he's doing house keeping for the time when Joe-sama's doing his own booth here, Duck Nukem's helping him not getting into any mischief (if you count lookung look up at skirts and asking girls to lift up their shirts as mischief), and my sister's taking Striptease classes for the summer... I'm so happy to see him to ask for art.<br />
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At Tokugawa's booth<br />
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Five spidermen please.<br />
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Joe T.: I'm sorry, but I only do manga characters.<br />
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After a few more no's, Yoshiette found an artist named Veronica M.<br />
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Veronica M.: *In a brooklyn accent* How can I help you?<br />
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YE1: One picture of Team Yoshi along with A. Yoshi's favorite characters Please?<br />
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VM: List them all.<br />
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YE1: Mouseketeer Roll Call!<br />
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One long list later<br />
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VM: Anything else?<br />
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YE1: 5 Spidermen please?<br />
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VM: More specific please?<br />
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YE1: Japanese Spider-Man, Black Suit, Iron Spider, Spider-Man 2099, and Armored Spiderman.<br />
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VM: $200 please...<br />
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YE1: *Hands the money to Veronica*<br />
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*whispers into camera* Glad I Sold that pair of Shimapan with Period Blood That Joe-sama didn't want,,,<br />
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Nice Vexor Costume Dude... Very authentic.<br />
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VM: See ya tomorrow.<br />
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That night<br />
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Vexor: Characters, Arise...<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*Dimensionally confused characters get out of the paper*</span><br />
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The next day.<br />
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Black Suit Spider-Man: Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey...<br />
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YE1: *Yawns* Ohayo Gozaimasu.<br />
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2099 Spiderman: Sorry, None of us speak Chinese.<br />
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Duck Nukem: Bonzai!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*Rips part of Black Suit Spiderman's Mask*</span><br />
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YE1: <b>OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!</b> He has no face?<br />
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Back at Veronica's booth<br />
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YE1: Lord Zedd? Why the Falkner are you here?<br />
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Vexor: Zedd's A good friend of mine, and Veronica is currently in Jail for 90 days. Here's a picture of her without her Green Beetleborg mask.<br />
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YE1: Oh dear, It's Rebecca from my Community College.<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*The five Spider-Men appear from the ceiling*</span><br />
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Japanese Spider-Man: We are the emissaries from Hell, Spider-Men!<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*Japanese Spiderman theme plays*</span><br />
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Alpha Team, handle Zedd. Beta Team, handle Vexor, Yoshibeth look for Escapees...<br />
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YE1: <b>IT'S YOSHIETTE, YOU FRAKKING MORON!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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TV: This is Comic-Con news, Yoshibeth is currently looking for These characters all around the convention, If you see any Dimensionally confused characters Like The 5 members of the Action League (Chuckimation sized of course), or any 2D or CGI characters in a 3D world, contact Yoshibeth. Also There's a 2D baby around a year old with Orange hair and Yellow outfit who's walking around and needs a nap.<br />
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YE1: Da F*ck?<br />
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Zedd: Now Spider-Men, turn on Yoshiette. *uses spell on the 5 Spider-Men*<br />
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YE1: Dude, It's a cosplay of Dragon Ball's Ranfan. That's not something you see every day. Video of you doing Ranfan's trademark technique, please?<br />
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Ranfan Cosplayer: ½ a Bitcoin for a dirty talk Cam Show, 1 Bitcoin for a non nude striptease with the best bra and Panties a Ranfan cosplay could use, and 2 bitcoins for a Full nude show, ad an extra ½ bitcoin for masturbation, also ask about any customizations to your liking (within reason), my broch...<br />
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*The 5 evil Spider-Men appear*<br />
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Japanese Spider-Man: *kicks cosplayer* You have no business with Yoshibeth!<br />
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YE1: 5 vs 1, <b>HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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Will Yoshibeth...<br />
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YE1: <b>YOSHIETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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Sorry, Will Yoshiette win a 5 vs 1 win a battle against the 5 Spider-Men, and put the characters from Veronica's Drawings back to their respective pictures where they belong, or will Spider-Man's reputation get so ruined that he's retconned out of the Marvel multiverse? Stay tuned sometime later <strike>this month</strike> <b>TODAY</b> for the conclusion of "character no one likes" Adventures Spinoff Blog Whatever Thingy SVU Episode Unlucky 13: Lightning Returns!Someone from Anytown, Kentuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07486871161720570917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8723852969927009175.post-59770321891105058972017-03-24T11:56:00.000-07:002017-03-24T11:56:27.634-07:00Yoshiette Adventures Year 2 #2: Yoshiette vs Pepsiman: Part 2: Pepsiman's Revenge<span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>In honor of The Power Rangers Reboot Movie's release in America and Chou Super Hero Taisen's Release in Japan ON THE SAME WEEKEND!!!</b></span><br />
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Pepsiman rises from the dead, and Seeks revenge Against Team Yoshi, and Yoshiette 1 lets him in Team Yoshi HQ, without knowing what his true intentions. Thanks to Yoshiette 2's Stupidity, Pepsiman Gets Mad!!!!! Back to the story...<br />
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Joe T.: How could a superhero become worse than Hitler, Stalin, and Trump combined over a mask pull?<br />
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Pepsiman: I was never friends with any of you. I came to A. Yoshi's place to get revenge.<br />
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Phone: Ring! Ring! Ring! Phone Call! Phone Call! Ring! Ring! Ring! Phone Call! Phone Call!<br />
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*Yoshiette 1 Picks up the phone*<br />
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Yoshiette 1: What do you want?<br />
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A. Yoshi: I'm on the plane trip home so I should be no more than a couple hours away. can you pick me up at the airport?<br />
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YE1: Kind of busy right now, so if I can't make it, call an Uber or something,<br />
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AY: <b>GOD, YOU PISS ME OFF SOMETIMES!!!</b>! *hangs up*<br />
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YE1: Stupid, arrogant, Entitled Piece of Shi...<br />
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Pepsiman: So If you're done talking to your friend, can we continue with the exposition?<br />
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YE1: *nervously* Sure?<br />
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Pepsiman: Well Then...<br />
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<blockquote class="tr_bq">
1994, Travis Charest designed me, and I was on commercials in Japan, cans of Pepsi in Japan, Action Figures and even a videogame. As the new millennium was getting Closer and Closer, I gained fans across East Asia, I even had a Pepsilady in at least one Commercial. We did get married in 2002, and grew old with each other. However, last year, my Thirst senses were tingling once more and I noticed The Thirst was coming from Simcity, I rushed to this building, I pressed all the buttons and as the elevator got Higher and Higher, the thirst senses were getting stronger and stronger until I came across a locked door, I busted straight through the door and turned the kid's water into Pepsi, and even got sent to a game of Starcraft. Over a year later, Arceus Miyamoto Christ, gave me a second Chance to beat Villains (like You Guys)...</blockquote>
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Duck Nukem: We <b>ARE</b> on your side and it's time to <b>STOP!!!</b><br />
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JT: Yeah... Truce?<br />
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Pepsiman: Truce...<br />
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*Yoshiette 1 gives Pepsiman a Handshake*<br />
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*3 Seconds after the handshake starts, Pepsiman rips off Yoshiette's Arm*<br />
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YE1: You <b>LIE!!!!!</b><br />
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DN:Time for Action.<br />
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*Pepsiman's theme plays as the fight goes on*<br />
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Pepsiman does a Back Flip Kick towards Duck Nukem, but misses without Duck Nukem Moving<br />
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Joe Tokugawa uses a katana slash in the shape of an X, Pepsiman bleeds Pepsi.<br />
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Pepsiman uses his Pepsi Punch on Yoshiette, He misses despite Yoshiette reacting slower Than Pepsiman is Moving.<br />
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Duck Nukem does a flying Karate Chop, hitting Pepsiman in the Head, Pepsiman is now confused.<br />
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Pepsiman tried to aim his Pepsi Bazooka with double Vision...<br />
Pepsiman fires and misses Joe T. causing the Pepsi to Ricochet around Team Yoshi HQ until it reaches Duck Nukem's mouth,<br />
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DN: Damn, Pepsi's some Great Sh*t.<br />
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*Yoshiette 1 grabs Pepsiman by the neck and carries him through the window where he Kicked Yoshiette 2 through*<br />
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YE1: Will you respect People's Health habits?<br />
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Pepsiman: Yes.<br />
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YE1: Will you go back to Bullsh*tting young kids just to increase profits, and rebirth Childhood Obesity?<br />
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Pepsiman: N-n-n-no...<br />
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YE1: and finally, Will you give up the Superhero stuff to enjoy retirement with your wife?<br />
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Pepsiman: <b>NO!!!!!</b><br />
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*Yoshiette loosens her Grasp*<br />
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I mean Yes, yes, here take this as a peace offering...<br />
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PSH-ANG!<br />
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YE1: Oooooooooo....... Mexican Pepsi... *places Pepsiman on the couch*<br />
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Pepsiman: Hey Joe and Duck, Wanna go to a Strip Club?<br />
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JT & DN: Of course...<br />
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*Pepsiman, Joe, and Duck, walk down the street*<br />
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Theme: Pepsiman!!!!!<br />
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<b style="font-size: x-large;">Epilogue:</b><br />
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YE1, You're Home early, Aren't you Yoshi-Poo?<br />
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AY: Yeah Apparently there was No Peace conference at the United Nations, and we've got a $25,000,000 Debt...<br />
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YE1: Want To watch Farewell FamiKa...<br />
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*A. Yoshi freezes in place*<br />
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Yoshi-poo, are you okay? Should I poke you with a stick?<br />
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If you're wondering how the other yoshiette's doing, Well...<br />
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Yoshiette 2 (head only): If I can just get close enough to the building, I could survive the rest of the way throu...<br />
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*Car smashes up Yoshiette 2's Head*<br />
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YE2: Damn...<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>THE END</b></span>Someone from Anytown, Kentuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07486871161720570917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8723852969927009175.post-8237132231751112632017-03-03T12:00:00.000-08:002017-03-03T12:00:03.917-08:00Yoshiette Adventures Year 2 #1: Yoshiette vs Pepsiman<span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://anonymousyoshi007.blogspot.com/2016/01/gaming-bits-pepsiman.html">1 year & 2 months ago...</a></span><br />
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AY: <b>DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!</b><br />
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Throws Pepsiman out the window with a black hole bomb*<br />
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Text below a game of Starcraft: NonUrthGamer86: <b>EWWWWW!!!!!</b> What's next to my guy right now?<br />
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YoshietteNum1: I'unno, Just get rid of it!<br />
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Pepsiman: Ruhhh Rohhh Raggy!!!!<br />
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Theme: <b>PEPSIMAN!!!!!</b><br />
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<b><br /></b><b><br /><span style="font-size: x-large;">PRESENT DAY:</span></b><b><br /></b>Pepsiman: *Rises from his grave video game graveyard* <b>TIME FOR REVENGE TEAM YOSHI, ESPECIALLY YOU YOSHIBETH!!!!!!</b><br />
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*one trip from the graveyard to A.Yoshi HQ later*<br />
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*Doorbell rings*<br />
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Yoshiette 1: hel....<b> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </b>*tackles Pepsiman*<br />
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Pepsiman: Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah!!!!!!!<br />
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YE1: *puts Pepsiman in a camel clutch* I'll never forgive you for turning my boyfriend's water to Pepsi, interrupting my game of starcraft with my friend, and just because!<br />
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Pepsiman: I'm on your side, I just wanna talk...<br />
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*Yoshiette lets go of Pepsiman*<br />
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Wanna watch a movie with Pepsi and Frito Lay products?<br />
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YE1: Sure?<br />
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I think we should watch "Farewell FamiKamen Rider". A. Yoshi never really wanted to watch it with me...<br />
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Joe T.: Before we watch, Let me say this. <b>MY DAD AND I LOVED YOUR COMMERCIALS AS A KID!!!!!</b> Can I have your Autograph, on an old pair of Yoshiette's Shimapan she doesn't wear any...<br />
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YE1: Give me that back...<br />
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Pepsiman: So, This Kid has a Bra and Panty collection containing entirely all of your old...<br />
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YE1: Yep.<br />
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Pepsiman: *cringes* I somehow don't want to give the Asian kid my autograph anymore...<br />
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*20 minutes in*<br />
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So Yoshbeth...<br />
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Duck Nukem:<b> WHICH ONE?!?!</b><br />
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YE1: Please call me Yoshiette, or even Yoshiette 1...<br />
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Pepsiman: So Yoshiette, Tell me what is your major is at college?<br />
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YE1: Game Development.<br />
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Pepsiman: Do you like modding FPS games?<br />
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YE1: yes, and my favorite games to mod are Unreal, Quake II, Half-Life...<br />
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Yoshiette 2: Half-Life 3 confirmed?<br />
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YE1: She's kinda annoying, ignore her...<br />
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Pepsiman: One last thing, Where's A. Yoshi?<br />
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YE1: He's at the United Nations as a speaker at a peace conference...<br />
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If I can ask a question, what's your origin story?<br />
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Pepsiman: I don't know, Email Pepsico...<br />
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JT: What super villains have you faced in your late 90s/early 2000s?<br />
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Pepsiman: Probably the FDA, most of the US government, and a lot of state governments. Oh, and me and The Coca-Cola Company butted heads too.<br />
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YE2: Who's Under that Mask?<br />
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Pepsiman: <b>NOT A MASK! NOT A MASK! NOT A MASK! NOT A MASK! NOT A MASK! </b>*Yoshiette 2 pulls Pepsiman's Lips*<br />
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Pepsi... <b>KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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*Yoshiette 2 flies through the window, and no one knows where she is*<br />
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Never reveal a superhero's identity<br />
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DN: You haven't changed at <b>ALL!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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Pepsiman: One character no one likes down, 4 more to go!!!<br />
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YE1: This means War!!!<br />
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Ooooooo no, Someone looks pissed. Is this the end of Team Yoshi , or can they redeem Pepsiman Before A. Yoshi knows what happened? Stay tuned on the weekend of the 24th, to find out the conclusion (trust me, While the second half of Yoshiette goes to Japan's climax felt like a Light Gun Shooter, This'll have the feel of a fighting game (or an RPG, depending on how I write it))Someone from Anytown, Kentuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07486871161720570917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8723852969927009175.post-49692022766507704022016-12-25T10:02:00.000-08:002016-12-25T10:02:43.880-08:00Yoshiette Adventures #9: Yoshiette goes to Japan: Part 2: Escape from the Yakuza...<span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://yoshietteadventures.blogspot.com/2016/12/yoshiette-adventures-8-yoshiette-goes.html"><b>PREVIOUSLY ON YOSHIETTE ADVENTURES...</b></a></span><br />
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Yoshiette 1 and Joe Tokugawa, go for a relaxing trip to Japan, But They're both trying to piss off each other, and are now stuck in a Yakuza Hideout, now back to the story.<br />
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Yoshiette 1: Joe, let's rock ourselves out of this S&M trap...<br />
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Joe Tokugawa: How am I suppose escape with twin handcuffs connecting wrists together with each other...<br />
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Yakuza member #1: Trying to Escape will automatically result in execution.<br />
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Yakuza member #2: You tell any crew via phone call Team Yoshi that if they don't deliver our 1 Billion, you die...<br />
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Meanwhile at A. Yoshi Productions World Headquarters (which is essentially a Budget Penthouse)...<br />
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Phone: Ring Ring Ring! Phone call Phone call! Ring Ring Ring! Phone call Phone call! Ring Ring Ring! Phone call Phone call!<br />
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A. Yoshi: What?<br />
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YE1: Listen to me, I'm going to die in just a few weeks. Unless you can Give me 1 Billion Yen, or $10 Million. So if you can...<br />
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AY: <b>HOORAY!!!! 2 LESS PROBLEMS TO DEAL WITH!!!!</b><br />
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YE1: <b>NO!!!!! ALL I'M ASKING IS THAT YOU PAY THE RANSOM AND...</b><br />
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AY: <b>I'M BROKE!!!!!!</b> Even if I had that type of money, I'd move to Japan, Get a huge game collection, and live a happy life with...<br />
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YE1: Can you get my sister?<br />
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AY: Fine...... Ugh....<br />
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Yoshiette 2: Yesssss.....<br />
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YE1: I'm Trapped in a Yakuza Hideout, and I need either $10 Million, or get someone to...<br />
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YE2: Sorry, I Don't Speak Klingon.<br />
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YE1: First of all, <b>IT'S NOT KLINGON, SECOND, GET SOMEONE WHO DOES!!!!!</b><br />
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YE2: Duck Nukem, Phone for you...<br />
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Yakuza member #2: Joe's turn...<br />
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JT: Hey Bro, I was wondering if you could save me from the yakuza..<br />
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Duck Nukem: Considering that would require me missing Baywatch, How 'bout...<br />
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Yakuza Member #2: Asking outside help to Get you out without Paying is another way to get executed.<br />
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As the Execution is pending, weeks go by, and our favorite pervert and our favorite robot intern reflect on their lives...<br />
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YE1: No matter what I said, I always loved all my friends at Team Yoshi...<br />
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JT: I always wanted to see a private strip show starring Cynthia from Pokemon, Mami Tomoe, Tifa Lockhart, and all the others on my list of top 20 Waifus of mine, Now it May never happen...<br />
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YE1: I had a Crush on Chris "Irate Gamer" Bores, now I'll never get to let him know how much I loved him... Oh, and I'll never get to see my fantasy Bores-Rolfe Crossover...<br />
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JT: I never got to Become A successful Mangaka at Weekly Shonen Jump...<br />
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Yakuza Member #3: It's Execution Day, I gave your friends time to pay up, now you won't live to see 2017...<br />
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Later at another part of the Yakuza Hideout...<br />
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Yakuza Game Show Host: <b>WELCOME TO...</b><br />
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Audience: <b>WHEEL! OF! EXECUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!</b>!<br />
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Yakuza Game Show Host: Here we have a duo of idiots, who have no business on our Property!!!! They are 2 time sex offender Joe Tokugawa, and Baka Gaijin (Stupid Foreigner) YoshiBeth...<br />
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YE1: It's Yoshiette!!!!!<br />
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Can't you use your martial arts skill to spare my life?<br />
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JT: No, Sho ga nai (it can't be helped), I can't handle 200 of them...<br />
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Yakuza Game Show Host: Up Up Up, talking is yet another "go to the guillotine" card...<br />
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You could get out of the hideout for free, but it's small around 2 Dragon Lord's decision spaces....<br />
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The other 7 are, Electric Chair, Guillotine, Spike Pit, Gas Chamber, gunshot, Samurai Sword beheading, and hanging...<br />
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*Spins Wheel*<br />
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YE1: Come on Get out for free...<br />
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*45 seconds later*<br />
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*Arrow points at the edge of the inside of Get out for free...*<br />
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JT: Yes, yesssss....<br />
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*Arrow goes through pin landing on Dragon Lord's Decision*<br />
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<b>S**T!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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Game Show Host: Time to ask the Dragon Lord...<br />
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Open gates of fate...<br />
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Game Show Host: Oh Mighty Dragon Lord, How may the execute these 2 clowns<br />
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Yakuza Dragon Lord: Hmmmmmm...... Samurai Sword Beheading!!!!!!<br />
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*Combination of Frosty the Snowman and Star Wars theme plays*<br />
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Santa Claus: <b>CHOCOLATE PUNCH!!!!</b><br />
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Turns Game Show Host into a Chocolate bar...<br />
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YE1: Holy...<br />
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JT: <b>SANTA-SAMA!!!!!</b><br />
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Santa: <b>SKITTLES FOOT TRAP!!!!!</b><br />
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Get Into My Sleigh <b>FAST!!!!!</b><br />
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Where do you live?<br />
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YE1: Penthouse of 4816 Yoshi Street, SimCity, VideoLand...<br />
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*Sleigh Flies away*<br />
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Dragon Lord: You shall not escape alive!!!! *turns into actual Chinese Dragon*<br />
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Santa: Use My Sleigh's Gatling Guns!!!!<br />
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YE1: Since when does Your Sleigh have Gatling Guns?<br />
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Santa: Long story, just shoot!!!<br />
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*Yoshiette and Joe T. Fire Gatling guns at Dragon Lord*<br />
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Dragon Lord Health 90%<br />
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YE1: Fire at his Claw!!!!<br />
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Dragon Lord Health 76%<br />
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JT: Fire at his other claw...<br />
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Dragon Lord Health 49%<br />
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YE1: Attack his 3 Weak Points for Massive Damage!!!!<br />
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*Dragon gets ready to Breathe fire 3 times, until actually Defeated*<br />
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*Dragon Lord falls*<br />
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*Dragon Lord Plays Mario 3 Flute*<br />
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*Tornado Takes him home*<br />
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Back at A. Yoshi HQ...<br />
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YE1: *Sighs* I guess we won't be having Christmas KFC this Year...<br />
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???: Did some one say KFC!?<br />
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JT: Colonel Sanders!?!?<br />
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Colonel Sanders: Yep, my day job for the other 300 something days of the year...<br />
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I'll give you my offering of Christmas KFC, just like in Japan.<br />
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Time says I have to go, *turns into Santa again* But I'll give you presents...<br />
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DN: A<b> VOUCHER FOR BUFFALO WILD WINGS!?!? SWEET!!!!!!</b><br />
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JT: A Pokemon's Own Cynthia Gravure Art Book!? <b>YATTA!!!!!!</b><br />
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YE2: A Complete selection of Viz Sailor Moon DVDs from the Future?!?! <b>RAD!!!!!!</b><br />
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YE1: <b>A NEW SMARTPHONE, AFTER THE OLD ONE GOT SMASHED BY THE YAKUZA!?!? HUZZAH!!!!!!</b><br />
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AY: <b>A $100 STEAM CARD!?!?! THANK YOU SANTA!!!!!</b><br />
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*Into the night sky*<br />
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Santa: Have Yourself a very Kentucky Fried Christmas, and A Finger Lickin' Good New Year!!!! Ho Ho Ho!!!!!<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">MERRY CHRISTMAHANAKWANZA 2016!!!</span></b><br />
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Yoshiette Adventures will return in 2017Someone from Anytown, Kentuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07486871161720570917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8723852969927009175.post-23957020360056760702016-12-02T14:17:00.000-08:002016-12-02T14:17:21.204-08:00Yoshiette Adventures #8: Yoshiette goes to Japan<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>THIS IS NOT AN ACCURATE DEPICTION OF GOING TO JAPAN, IF I OFFENDED ANYONE WITH MY EXAGGERATED AND FICTIONALIZED STORY, I DO APOLOGIZE!!!!</b></span></div>
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Joe Tokugawa: I want to return to Japan since Trump is going to be president in just over a month...<br />
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A. Yoshi: Isn't Yoshiette looking for a friend to to japan with? You know, to get Christmas KFC...</div>
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YE1: Doesn't matter, you're not allowed to bring drugs to Japan.</div>
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My brother was a sumo wrestler, and he competes in competitive matches. Also he called me a nerd. If you want to see tapes of my brother's matches, feel free to ask.</div>
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YE1: <b>OH MY GOD!!!! COULD I BE EVEN MORE BORED FOR 6 AND A HALF HOURS STRAIGHT!!!!</b></div>
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JT: can we visit my father's Country estate in Kyoto?<br />
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Day 1: Tokyo:</div>
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Don't you even think about breaking the bank here, or you're fired...</div>
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JT: Ummm.... put some sort of dress on, you shouldn't be wearing christmas lingerie in public japan, also no cleavage.</div>
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YE1: So let's plan our month here. This week we'll be going all around Tokyo, next week It's Osaka, and for the last few days of the trip we'll be going to your father's country estate...</div>
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YE1: Maybe later, you'll want to buy everything at the store...</div>
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YE1: Let me guess, you don't want want me to slurp?</div>
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JT: You Can. Slurp away.</div>
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JT: I'm Thirsty, can we go the 7 Eleven?</div>
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YE1: There's a Vending Machine by the onsen we're going to, just wait an hour and we'll get our drinks.</div>
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JT: Well this sucks, I'm in a onsen with all guys... well it should be worth it when I get my Sailor Moon Soda...</div>
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YE1: For dinner we're getting a hot lunch from a vending machine, Sio Ramen, and whatever drink you want...</div>
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Buys Hot Onigiri, Fried Chicken and Potato, ramen, and 2 Sailor Moon Sodas.</div>
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JT: Let's call a taxi, I don't want to have food on the train.</div>
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YE1: I bought some gum from that vending machine, let me have this mint flavored... <b>OH MY GOD!!!! IT'S NOT GUM, IT'S CIGARETTES!!!!!</b></div>
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JT: What was your first clue? That it costs 430 yen, or the fact you saw the Marlboro Logo on the machine?</div>
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YE1: Tomorrow we're going to have lunch at the Gundam Cafe. then exploring the Akihabara...</div>
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Day 3: Akihabara</div>
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I love this restaurant, It's kind of a shame Yoshi won't like this because he's such a picky eater.</div>
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JT: Can I get a gashapon from this store?<br />
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YE1: Yes but only spend 50 bucks...</div>
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JT: 10,000 yen...</div>
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YE1: Next Time if you want something that bad, just use your debit card.</div>
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JT: A MSX2, and boxed copies of Metal Gear 2 and SD Snatcher...</div>
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YE1: No I want to play arcade games at the Sega Gigo.</div>
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JT: It'll only take 20 minutes to 7 Eleven and back...</div>
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YE1: Fine, just meet me at the Gigo.</div>
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JT: Hello ma'am. want some of my Fanta Melon or Chicken Sandwich</div>
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YE1: <b>HOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO!!!!!</b> Did you have to scare me like that?</div>
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Great I lost my playthrough, now I<i> </i>HAVE TO Put in 100 yen to start a new game. Go make yourself scarce, play some games and we'll meet 6:30.</div>
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7:00 PM: Pachinko Parlor.</div>
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*Whispers* I Think this place is going to give me a seizure.</div>
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JT: *Whispers* Me Too, but I want to enjoy the night life...</div>
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YE1: Yes He's siting next to me.</div>
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10:00 PM: Undisclosed Location</div>
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Yakuza Member: welcome to the Yakuza, here you'll be waiting for your execution and your Yoshi-poo has 3 weeks to pay a 1 Billion Yen Ransom if you want to survive.</div>
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YE1: What's 1 billion yen in US Money?</div>
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JT: Not Good.</div>
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Will Yoshiette 1 and Joe Tokugawa escape from the Yakuza base and have a KFC Christmas, or will they be executed, Find out on the 25h as we conclude this screwed up Story...</div>
Someone from Anytown, Kentuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07486871161720570917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8723852969927009175.post-82492242733473260662016-11-03T12:23:00.004-07:002016-11-03T18:44:12.829-07:00Yoshiette Adventures #7: Yoshiette goes to the Final Cubs game of the season...Yoshiette 1: I'm Home from the convenience store...<br />
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For A. Yoshi, A Steam Card plus a Mountain Dew Game Fuel, For Nukem, Dip and Whiskey, for My Sister, an ice cream sandwich and a monster mutant soda, and for Joe, A Dirty Magazine.<br />
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I've also got Cubs vs Indians tickets for me and someone else.<br />
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choose a stick.<br />
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Yoshiette 2: I got a fairly tall stick, hopefully that's enough...<br />
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A. Yoshi: I've got the tallest stick, ahhahaha <b>MACDADDYYYYYY!!!!!!</b><br />
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Duck Nukem: <b>F**K, I'VE GOT THE SHORTEST ONE!!!!!! I HOPE JOE'S IS SHORTER!!!!</b><br />
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Joe Tokugawa: <b>YES!!!! I BEAT YOSHI BY 3cm!!!!!!</b><br />
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Ya know we've been giving Duck Nukem this dip for the past year and I have never knew what it tasted like. They don't have this in Japan.<br />
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*Puts Dip Between lower Lip and jaw*<br />
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<b>BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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YE1: If you don't like your dad smoking all the time and the smell of tobacco in pachinko parlors, what makes you think you'll like Nukem's dip?<br />
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JT: I Thought it was like candy.<br />
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YE1: I Refuse to comment further....<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*First Inning*</span><br />
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YE1: This is the tie breaker, so remember to chant "Lets go cubbies" when they're up, when they're on the verge of striking some one out, just go "<b>STRIKE HIM OUT!!!!!</b>"<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*Bottom of the 1st*</span><br />
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Good news, we've got a homer, bad news, Cleveland's being one hell of a team this series...<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*After the 1st*</span><br />
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JT: <b>YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUBS OWNED THIS INNING!!!!!! GO CUBS GO!!!!!!</b><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*Bottom of the 3rd*</span><br />
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Fat lady sits in front of YE and JT<br />
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YE1: <b>I CAN'T SEE A DAMNED THING!!!!</b> Good thing I have detachable eyeballs...<br />
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JT: So What's the 411 on the Indians?<br />
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YE1: They Scored...<br />
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JT: S**T!!!!!<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*Several Innings Later*</span><br />
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We're so close to making history!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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Announcer: Indians 2 run Homer!!!!!!<br />
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JT: <b>F**K!!!!!!!</b><br />
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YE1: Now we're tied, Arceus help us all...<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*Late top 9th inning*</span><br />
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Come on score us a run <b>CUBBIES!!!!!!</b><br />
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Umpire: Out! Change!!!!!<br />
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JT: Can I go back to Japan and root for the Hashin Tigers Now?<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*After the 9th*</span><br />
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YE1: <b>EXTRA INNINGS!!!! AND IT RAINS!!!! WONDERFUL!!!!</b><br />
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DN: Can I go to sleep now, I've got a job at Sam's Parts Shop morning shift tomorrow?<br />
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AY: <b>NO!!!!</b> If anyone of us go to sleep, it'll crush Yoshiette....<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*After 2 runs from the Cubs*</span><br />
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YE1: Joe, you awake? do I need to poke you with a stick?<br />
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JT: ugh uhhhh.... Did the Indians win?<br />
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YE1: No, the cubs are winning, and they just need 3 more outs !!!!<br />
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Indians score...<br />
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JT: All It takes is one homer or 2 run to take it all...<br />
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Announcer: up next, <b>GUYER!!!!</b><br />
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YE2: Guyver?<br />
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AY:<b> NO, THE ONE WHO TIED THE GAME 2 INNINGS AGO!!!!!</b><br />
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YE1: We're one out away...<br />
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Umpire: <b>OUT!!!!!</b><br />
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YE1: <b>CUBS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!!! A HUNDRED YEAR CURSE DONE!!!!!!!</b><br />
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JT: Can We stay at the shady motel for the night, we've been watching since 7 and it's pretty much midnight...<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*12:03 am*</span><br />
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YE1: <b>HOLY SH*T MOSQUITOS!!!!!!! CAN I SLEEP IN PEACE!?</b><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*10 years later*</span><br />
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YE1: So how was the "End of the Billy Goat: a Cubs Story"<br />
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Yoshiette Jr.: <b>GREAT</b>, I can' wait for it to win an oscar!!!!<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*40 Years later*</span><br />
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JT: And That's how the cubs won the world series...<br />
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Grandchild: Whatever happened to the Yoshiette?<br />
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JT: Let's just say she met a fire...<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*5 Years earlier*</span><br />
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Disassembled Yoshiette: Goodbye cruel world, Hopefully you find your dad...<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">THE END</span></b>Someone from Anytown, Kentuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07486871161720570917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8723852969927009175.post-77231559154217028832016-10-14T14:45:00.003-07:002016-10-14T18:50:08.734-07:00Yoshiette Adventures #6: Yoshiette and her friends go to SimCity Oktoberfest...Yoshiette 1: We've got VIP tickets to SimCity Oktoberfest!!!!<br />
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A. Yoshi: How Much did you spend on them?<br />
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YE1: They were gifts from the mayor of SimCity...<br />
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AY: In that case pack the car!!!!<br />
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*At the Park*<br />
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All of Team Yoshi: B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, And Bingo was his name-o!!!<br />
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YE1: We're here...<br />
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Yoshi, You're too young to drink by just over a month, You stay at the arcade and get me a Henry And June Hugging Pillow from the Claw Machine...<br />
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Everyone else, tell me what Beer country you want to try and we'll go to it...<br />
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*3 Minutes In, Yoshi's Side*<br />
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AY: I already spent $2 on this damned infernal machine, and I still haven't gotten my prize...<br />
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*3 Minutes In, Yoshiette's Side*<br />
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Joe Tokugawa: We're at Kirin Japan's tent, and I never enjoyed sake As much as I did. I could go for more... <b>I WILL!!!!!</b><br />
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YE1: Let's just leave Joey T. To get drunk like bawls and go to other beer stands...<br />
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*9 More Minutes In, Yoshi's Side*<br />
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AY: God, is it really that hard to get a claw machine prize I can get for like $6 on amazon, plus a small shipping charge?<br />
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Bearded man: You've been hogging the machine for 10 minutes, Just let it go!!!!<br />
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*9 More Minutes In, Yoshiette's Side*<br />
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Duck Nukem: <b>I LOVE RUSSIAN VODKA, GIMME LA RUSSIAN VODKA!!!!!!</b><br />
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Yoshiette 2: Between you and me, Duck's going to get super drunk, amirite Twin Sis?<br />
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YE1: Ooooooooooo.....<br />
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*27 More Minutes In, Yoshi's Side*<br />
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AY: This S**t's better be worth it...<br />
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Man: Just give it up, You're not going to win a rigged machine like this.<br />
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AY: Then why are you Playing?<br />
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Man: Good point.<br />
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*27 More Minutes In, Yoshiette's Side*<br />
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YE2: Lebanese beer may taste like Crap, but I get to talk to a community of Genies...<br />
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YE1: Yeahhhhh, keep being your racist self.<br />
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*54 More Minutes In, Yoshi's Side*<br />
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AY: Anyone willing to give me tricks for the claw machine?<br />
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Man: I'll give you some for going to the back of the line.<br />
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Woman: I'll give you them for $100 plus some sexual favors...<br />
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Girl: I'll give 'em to you if you vote Trump This election!<br />
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AY: Yeahhhhhh, no!!!<br />
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*54 More Minutes In, Yoshiette's Side*<br />
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YE1: Brocken Jr cosplayer, This isn't an anime convention, change or go home...<br />
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Brocken Jr. Cosplayer: Wanna feel my Red Rain of Berlin for saying that?<br />
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YE1: Whaaazzzzzattttt Rebecca MacKenzie?<br />
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Cosplayer: Who?<br />
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YE2: <b>HOLY CRAP, I SEE ACTUAL GENIES!!!! GRANT ME 3 WISHES!!!!!!</b><br />
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JT: Gaben hiiiii, Gaben Hoooooo, Gaben Haaaa, Gaben Haha, Gaben hiiiii, Gaben Hoooooo, Gaben Haaaa, Gaben Haha, Gaben hiiiii, Gaben Hoooooo, Gaben Haaaa, Gaben Haha, Gaben hiiiii, Gaben Hoooooo, Gaben Haaaa, Gaben Haha, Gaben hiiiii, Gaben Hoooooo, Gaben Haaaa, Gaben Haha, Gaben hiiiii, Gaben Hoooooo, Gaben Haaaa, Gaben Haha, Hello, Sale, Ooooooo I Dooooo.... <b>YES YES SALE SALE YAY, HERE WE GO, GABEN GABEN YAY, HERE WE GO, GABEN GABEN GABEN YAY</b><br />
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DN: <b>AHHHHHHHH, TRUMP SUPPORTERS!!!!!!</b><br />
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*30 More Minutes In: Yoshi's side*<br />
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Snack Salesman #1: Popcorn! French Fries!<br />
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Snack Salesman #2: Ice Cold Sodas!<br />
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College Kid: <b>I WAITED 2 HOURS FOR A GO AT IT, AND I'LL KILL YOU IF IT MEANS GETTING A CHANCE AT A PRIZE!!!!</b><br />
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AY: It's okay I've got What I've Wanted...<br />
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5 German milks please.<br />
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Counter Lady: Wanna make it a case for a $4.99?<br />
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AY: Sure...<br />
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and so A. Yoshi gave Milk bottles to the rest of Team Yoshi to make them sober, and this happened.<br />
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YE1: How was your advent... <b>JESUS CHRIST!!!!!</b><br />
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Mob: Time to tip Team Yoshi's Vehicle and burn it to the ground!!!!!!<br />
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Other Mob: Trample them!!!!!<br />
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AY: Hey I at least got your hugging pillow...<br />
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YE2: <b>EWWWWWWW!!!!</b><br />
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AY: It's not what you think!!!!!<br />
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YE2: What is it?<br />
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AY: <b>NOT A BODY PILLOW!!!!!</b><br />
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YE2: Oh, It's that pillow...<br />
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YE1: How much did ya spend?<br />
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AY: $300...<br />
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YE1: F**k...<br />
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<b>THE END...</b>Someone from Anytown, Kentuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07486871161720570917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8723852969927009175.post-26550739500943193642016-09-15T11:39:00.003-07:002016-09-15T12:15:23.823-07:00Yoshiette Adventures #5: Yoshiette meets Rebecca Mackenzie...<div style="text-align: center;">
<b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Disclaimer:</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: x-large;">THIS IS A (SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATED) SATIRE OF RECENT EVENTS, SO THIS MIGHT OFFEND PEOPLE, READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!!!</span></b></div>
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A. Yoshi: Listen up everyone, President Obama is going to make his goodbye speech at SimCity City Hall, so I expect everyone to be on their best beha...<br />
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Yoshiette 1: Oh Hai Yoshi...<br />
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AY: Oh hel... who's that?<br />
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YE1: That's Rebecca Mackenzie, she's my friend on steam, She goes to the same college I do and we just so happened to see each other at the Convenience store when I got milk for the week...<br />
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AY: <b>I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME AT MY TOP SECRET MEETING, NOW GO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR FRIEND!!!!!</b><br />
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YE1: Ummmm... Kay?<br />
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Waitress: Welcome to Bowser's, Home of the Bowser Burger, can I take your order?<br />
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YE1: Can I have 1 Bowser Burger and fries?<br />
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Waitress: What would you like miss?<br />
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Rebecca: I'll have a Goomba dog and a Piranha Plant build your own salad<br />
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Waitress: Can I get you something to drink?<br />
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YE1: Mountain Dew!<br />
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Rebecca: Ummmmmm.... How 'bout a Diet Pepsi for me.<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">After the Food the Next day...</span><br />
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Rebecca: What does the board say?<br />
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YE1: It says, There was how many consoles alive between 1993 and 1997? One of First 5 answerers to get it right gets randomly picked gets a king size tootsie roll. Now let me concentrate, and after this lesson maybe get some glasses...<br />
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Professor: Quiet down please! Now as I was saying The Sega Saturn had prematurely died in the West in 1998, it had a...<br />
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After Class...<br />
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Rebecca: I'm sorry I can't play smash bros with you t'night, It's just I have to study all afternoon, and I have to work a late shift at Hardee's, but if you need anything, DM Me on Steam...<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">Several days later...</span><br />
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YE1: Wanna play Call of Duty t'night online?<br />
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Rebecca: Can't, homework...<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">8:01 PM</span><br />
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YE1: Wanna play now?<br />
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Rebecca: <b>WHY DO YOU KEEP BUGGING ME?!</b><br />
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YE1: <b>BECAUSE YOUR SCHEDULE CHANGES EVERY 5 SECONDS!!!!!</b><br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">The Next Day...</span><br />
<br />
Apparently I'm unfriended on Facebook by Rebecca, and she's not responding to my emails!!!!<br />
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AY: <b>STOP SPAMMING HER!!!!</b> She'll contact you when she's ready...<br />
<br />
Now go, I have to complete editing for The A. Yoshi Show episode 2...<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">The Day after that...</span><br />
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YE1: <b>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN BLOCKED ON STEAM!!!!!!!!! I'LL NEVER ENJOY COD AGAIN!!!!!!!</b><br />
<br />
Joe Tokugawa gives Yoshiette and Rebecca an Invitation to his Live show to debate...<br />
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Several more days later...<br />
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This is Joey T. Yeah this is Joey T., Not Joe, or Joeseph, The Joey T. Live SHOW!!!!!!<br />
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Joe Tokugawa: Now I've got two besties turned worsties on the Joey T. Live Show... Now The main problem in a Disagreement is a lack of communication... Tell us right now what is most important to you both...<br />
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Rebecca: I told Steam That she wouldn't leave me alone, so I took the courtesy of reporting her account to Valve...<br />
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YE1: <b>WHAT, NOOOOOO!!!!!</b> I've Got To see if my Precious Steam Games Survived!!!!!<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">*Checks Profile*</span><br />
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Account Suspended...<br />
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<b>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...</b><br />
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3 Hours Later...<br />
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<b>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">THE END</span></b>Someone from Anytown, Kentuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07486871161720570917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8723852969927009175.post-52814900279028243432016-08-23T12:43:00.001-07:002016-08-23T12:45:53.428-07:00Yoshiette Adventures #4: Yoshiette's Experience with Working at McDonald'sA. Yoshi: No you're not getting a job at Bowser's Spicy Hot Dishes, They're not hiring.<br />
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Yoshiette 1: <b>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b> What's my next best option?<br />
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AY: McDonald's, It's like Bowser's but way lower quality...<br />
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YE1: Screw Bowser's, Mcdonald's has Chicken McNuggets, ahhhhhh that pink slime taste...<br />
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Several days later...<br />
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Manager: Congrats Yoshiette, You're hired...<br />
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YE1: At least they got my name right this time.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>DAY 1:</b></span><br />
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<br />
Welcome to McDonald's can I interest you in a big mac today?<br />
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AY: Yoshiette?<br />
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YE: Yoshi-poo?<br />
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AY: I'll have a Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Sandwich, Plain, with fries.<br />
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YE1: Can I interest you in a coke?<br />
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AY: Uhhhhhhhhh..... No.<br />
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Duck Nukem: <b>WHY THE FALKNER DO YOU ALWAYS ASK THAT!?</b><br />
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YE1: Company policy.<br />
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AY: Ignore him, that'll be all...<br />
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YE1: Your total is $4.99.<br />
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*looks out window* <b>IT IS YOU!!!!! IT'S YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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AY: <b>CALM DOWN</b>, Just Gimme my food...<br />
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YE1: Here...<br />
<br />
AY: Thank yo... What the hell, why is there stuff on my food?<br />
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YE1: Because Cook didn't understand your order...<br />
<br />
AY: Can I at least get it changed?<br />
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YE1: No, You wouldn't accept my date request, besides I've already gotcho money.<br />
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AY: Screw this, I'm never eating here again!!!!!<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">DAY 2:</span></b><br />
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Old lady: I've got a order for a 20pc Chicken McNugget, Hurry up, chop chop!<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">*2 minutes later*</span><br />
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YE1: one 20 piecer...<br />
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Old Lady: Wait, where's the food?<br />
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YE1: *Burps* I don't know, they might've vanished?<br />
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Ok I'll get a real 20 Piecer...<br />
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<br />
several days later...<br />
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Ohhhhhh, I feel like I've gotten fatter, Gotta stop eating all those McNuggets... Ah who am I kidding...<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">DAY 33 ⅓:</span></b><br />
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Manager: Well, since you ate so much of our Chicken McNugget supply, we've got no choice but to fi...<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">*Yoshiette explodes*</span><br />
<br />
re youuuuuuu. Frak, just frak....<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">*Yoshiette ascends to the heavens*</span><br />
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YE1: I see McDonaldLand...<br />
<br />
This truly is heaven...<br />
<br />
I see Chicken McNuggets...<br />
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McNugget Buddies: No no no no!!!!!!<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">*Yoshiette eats the McNugget Buddies*</span><br />
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Fies and Cookies: For the Love of S**T, TELL The McDonald's gang...<br />
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YE1: Birdie, Do you taste like real Fried Chicken uncooked?<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">*Earthbound encounter sound plays*</span><br />
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Yoshiette uses shotgun.<br />
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attack misses...<br />
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Hamburglar throws hamburger<br />
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Grimace throws shake<br />
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Birdie throws hot cakes<br />
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Professor throws Chicken McNuggets (which Yoshiette eats Immediately)<br />
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Captain Crook Throws Filet'O'Fish<br />
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Ronald McDonald uses ban hammer!!!!<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">*Yoshiette falls through the clouds and ends up in hell...*</span><br />
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Green Fry Kid: Burn In hell ya bastard...<br />
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Billboard for McDonaldLand vandalized to have slogan say meanest place on earth instead of happiest place on earth...<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">*Later in hell*</span><br />
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YE1: Come at me ya demons!!!!<br />
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*Imps and demons from Doom come in droves*<br />
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*Imps and demons eat Yoshiette*<br />
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Game Over<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">THE END</span></b>Someone from Anytown, Kentuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07486871161720570917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8723852969927009175.post-54093183486318530942016-07-25T18:42:00.002-07:002016-07-25T18:42:43.675-07:00Yoshiette Adventures #3: Yoshiette's Road Trip To SDCCYoshiette 1: We're going on a team roadtrip to San Diego Comic Con!!!!!<br />
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A. Yoshi: Minus me, I've got Jury Duty!!!!<br />
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YE1: Great what am I going do to with this extra ticket I payed good money for?<br />
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Joe Tokugawa: Use it on my Mami Tomoe Body Pillow.<br />
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YE1: Ummmmmm.... Okay?<br />
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<br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>1 hour in:</b></span><br />
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All 4: Spider Man! Spider Man! Does whatever a Spider Can! Spins a web, any si...<br />
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Duck Nukem: Well Crap, We're stuck in heavy traffic for another 5 miles...<br />
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30 minutes later<br />
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YE1: Really? A <b>GOOSE CROSSING!!!!!! WHO'S DUMB ORDINANCE WAS THAT!!!!!</b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>3 more hours in:</b></span><br />
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Yoshiette 2: I have to use the bathroom!!!!<br />
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YE1: Fine...<br />
<br />
Time to Fill Up!!!!<br />
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JT: Anyone wanna get a candy bar or a pop?<br />
<br />
YE1: No we're Getting food later tonight...<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>5 More Hours in:</b></span><br />
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<br />
Waitress: Hi Welcome to Bowser's, home of the Bowser Burger, How can I help you?<br />
<br />
YE1: Can I have 4 Bowser burgers, with boss sized fries and boss sized drinks?<br />
<br />
Waitress: What drinks do you want?<br />
<br />
YE1: 2 Pepsis, 1 Mountain Dew, and a Dr. Pepper.<br />
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Once the food comes, Yoshiette 2 eats it all...<br />
<br />
YE1: Can I get a voucher for a free meal for the lost food?<br />
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Waitress: If you think I'm going to confiscate for the lost food, you locomotive?<br /><br />YE1:<b> SCREW YOU, I REFUSE TO EAT HERE AGAIN!!!!</b><br />
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3 Hours later:<br />
<br />
JT: It's okay, we're at a hotel and I have alkaseltzer to relive your stomach.<br />
<br />
Sing with me...<br />
<br />
JT and YE2: *Slowly and quietly* Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh what a relieve it is.<br />
<br />
JT: Drink Up.<br />
<br />
YE2: *Burps out fire*<br />
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DN: Be Careful, You're going to burn up the <b>F**KING</b> place!<br />
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<br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Day 2:</b></span><br />
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<br />
YE1: Whatcha looking at me like that for?<br /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">*Driver Stares*</span><br />
<br />
YE1: Highway race!!!<br />
<br />
Put some Highway Race tunes on:<br />
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JT: <b>TIME TO PLAY SOME F ZERO!!!!</b><br />
<b><br /></b>
<b>C'MON, BLUE FALCON!!!!!!</b><br />
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D-Bag Driver:<b> FIRE HOMING PROJECTILE!!!!!</b><br />
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YE1: Minivan <b>SPEED MACH 3!!!!!</b><br />
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Oil Slick!!!!<br />
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Minivan Speed <b>MACH 7!!!!!</b><br /><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">*Cop Sirens sound*</span><br />
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YE2: <b>WE'RE BEING CHASED!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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YE1: Minivan Speed <b>MACH 13!!!!!!</b><br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">*3 Minutes later in Reno*</span><br />
<br />
YE2: Is this San Diego?<br /><br />
JT: Depends, Does San Diego have this many casinos? I'm sorry, I've only been in America for just under a year...<br />
<br />
DN: SDCC Tickets on red...<br />
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Roulette Master: Black...<br />
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DN:<b> UGH!!!!</b><br />
<br />
YE1: <b>NO MORE BETTING, NO CRAPS, B-JACK, SLOTS OR HORSE RACING!!!!!</b><br />
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JT: We're going to miss our flight!!!!!<br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">*2 hours later*</span><br />
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YE1: Finally at San Diego Comic-Con!<br />
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Ticket Person: Ticket please!<br />
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YE1: Oh S**t, We Don't have them!<br />
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JT: Duck, Don't tell me you bet and lost our...<br />
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DN: Oh Yeah!<br />
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YE2:<b> F**K!!!</b><br />
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<br />
Cops: Yoshiette, You are wanted in at least six countries and are on the FBI's Most Wanted list. We've got a fresh cold jail cell for you and your Cronies.<br />
<br />
Meanwhile in an undisclosed location...<br />
<br />
YE1: Hello This is Yoshiette calling from prison, We might be here for another 50 years...<br />
<br />
AY: *Excited sounding* Do I Sound Worried?<br />
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JT: Life Sucks...<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>THE END</b></span>Someone from Anytown, Kentuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07486871161720570917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8723852969927009175.post-31078527211614059652016-06-17T13:09:00.003-07:002016-06-17T13:09:31.030-07:00Yoshiette Adventures #2: Yoshiette goes to E3...Yoshiette 1: Guess who's going to E3 besides you...<br />
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A. Yoshi: Again?<br />
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YE1: Yep. Keep Joe, Duck, and my dumbass sister company...<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Day 1:</span></b><br />
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YE1: Do you know where I can find some Tracer Booth Babes?<br />
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E3 Worker: That's not happening this year. We're trying to be more woman friendly these past few years.<br />
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YE1: Damned SJWs!!!!<br />
<br />
Can you at least point me to the Zelda to the Zelda Wii U demo...<br />
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E3 Worker: down the corner up the hallway.<br />
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YE1: S**t, the line's long...<br />
<br />
*One long line and a 30 minute gameplay session later later*<br />
<br />
This game's good, but needs more female Link.<br />
<br />
Next player in line: What Kind of SJW are you?<br />
<br />
YE1: I'unno, but who's up for White Castle corn dogs t'night?<br />
<br />
Later that night...<br />
<br />
Alright you ladies, if Nintendo's treehouse sucks this year, we're going tribal.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Day 2:</b></span><br />
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<br />
Reggie from Nintendo: So that's it for Nintendo's Treehouse, if you missed any of it, please watch the entire event from our YouTube Page...<br />
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Yoshiette 1: <b>GOING... TRIBAL!!!!!!!</b><br />
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*Tarzan Yell*<br />
<br />
NBC Newsman: Nerf weapons, Undies, and Hatsune Miku. All this as we take a look at the rampant mad women at E3 tonight at 10...<br />
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YE1: Great I've been kicked out of E3 This year. I have a lot to prove if I want to go next year... Ah well the Super 8's got a nice view of the ocean...<br />
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*looking at the Hotel Pool*<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Day 3:</b></span><br />
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Reggie: For NX it's not about specs, It's about content...<br />
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YE1: <b>OK THAT'S IT!!!! GAME ARMOR ON!!!! NES BELT!!!! UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START!!!!! TO NINTENDO AMERICA HQ, AHOY!!!!!</b><br />
<br />
*Flies*<br />
<br />
<b>NES BELT! CHANGE INTO TRACER OVERWATCH LINGERIE!!!!</b><br />
<br />
Here I am at Reggie's Office, going to make his life a living hell when he returns to Seattle.<br />
<br />
Policeman: What do you think I'm going to ask you to do?<br />
<br />
YE1: Can ya please tell me, I can't read minds...<br />
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Policeman: Yeahhhhhhh..... You're under arrest.<br />
<br />
YE1: Yoshi better Bail me out...<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>The End</b></span>Someone from Anytown, Kentuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07486871161720570917noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8723852969927009175.post-82100610812157600022016-05-17T18:44:00.001-07:002016-05-17T18:44:22.919-07:00Yoshiette Adventures #1: Yoshiette works at Taco BellYoshiette 1: But I don't want to get a job!!!<br />
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A. Yoshi: I need money for manga, anime, games, TV shows, and movies... Go Now!!!!<br />
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YE1: Taco Bell, now hiring, Hmmmmmm...<br />
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<br />
Several days later...<br />
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Manager: Congrats, YoshiBeth, You're hired.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>DAY 1:</b></span><br />
<br />
YE1: Welcome to Taco Bell, can I take your order?<br />
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Woman: Yeah can I just get an order of fries?<br />
<br />
YE: Uhhhhhh... No, we don't serve fries.<br />
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Woman: Can you at least make sure I get that coca cola on time?<br />
<br />
YE1: You mean Pepsi? Of...<br />
<br />
Woman: No I meant Coke?<br />
<br />
YE1: I'm sorry, We don't serve coke products here...<br />
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Woman: Do you serve anything here?<br />
<br />
YE1: That depends, What are you craving?<br />
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Woman: I've got no time for this...<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">DAY 2:</span></b><br />
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Manager: Since you pretty much sucked at Drive Thru duty, I recommend you go to Register duty.<br />
<br />
YE1: Welcome to taco bell? I'm Yoshiette. How can I help you today?<br />
<br />
Kid: Excuse me, but I thought your name was Yoshibeth...<br />
<br />
YE1: No, It is indeed Yoshiette.<br />
<br />
Kid: What kind of name is that?<br />
<br />
YE1: It's a none of your business kind of name!<br />
<br />
Kid: Excuse me?<br />
<br />
YE1: I can lock you up in the freezer and turn you into a popsicle...<br />
<br />
Kid: I'm going to tell my mom, and you're going to get fired!!!!!<br />
<br />
YE1: Your Mom's a F<b>**KING WH*RE!!!!!</b><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>DAY 3:</b></span><br />
<br />
Manager: Now it's time for a lil' Cooking...<br />
<br />
12:35 PM<br />
<br />
Why is Everyone getting sick?<br />
<br />
YE1: I put horse crap in the meat, Because that's what your meat is, it may be Grade D meat, but it is Grade A Horse S**t...<br />
<br />
Manager: New job, tomorrow, go home, now!!!!<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">DAY 4:</span></b><br />
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YE1: <b>EWWWWW</b>, Someone left Taco sauce on this section of tile!!!!<br />
<br />
Manager: Clean it up...<br />
<br />
YE1: I'm allergic to your Taco Sauce.<br />
<br />
Manager: Then why did you work here?<br />
<br />
YE1: Screw you!!!!<br />
<br />
Manager: You can't clean someone else's <b>GOD DAMN MESS</b>, But you can put horse crap in our food because you think it's funny?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>DAY 5:</b></span><br />
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Manager: You're working a multitasking late shift tonight, I expect you to get stuff don tonight...<br />
<br />
YE1: Fine, Whadahell...<br />
<br />
12:06 AM<br />
<br />
*Bee Gees start playing*<br />
<br />
YE1: <b>DAMN JOHN TRAVOLTA, YOU'VE STILL GOT THE GOODS!!!!</b><br />
<b><br /></b>
<b>FREE BEER ALL NIGHT!!!!</b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>DAY 6:</b></span><br />
<br />
Manager: I've came back from saturday night partying to see how you're do...<br />
<br />
*Looks at the hung over deadbeat mess of a restaurant*<br />
<br />
<b><br /></b>
<b>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">THE END</span></b>Someone from Anytown, Kentuckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07486871161720570917noreply@blogger.com0