Yoshiette 1: We've got VIP tickets to SimCity Oktoberfest!!!!
A. Yoshi: How Much did you spend on them?
YE1: They were gifts from the mayor of SimCity...
AY: In that case pack the car!!!!
*At the Park*
All of Team Yoshi: B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, And Bingo was his name-o!!!
YE1: We're here...
Yoshi, You're too young to drink by just over a month, You stay at the arcade and get me a Henry And June Hugging Pillow from the Claw Machine...
Everyone else, tell me what Beer country you want to try and we'll go to it...
*3 Minutes In, Yoshi's Side*
AY: I already spent $2 on this damned infernal machine, and I still haven't gotten my prize...
*3 Minutes In, Yoshiette's Side*
Joe Tokugawa: We're at Kirin Japan's tent, and I never enjoyed sake As much as I did. I could go for more... I WILL!!!!!
YE1: Let's just leave Joey T. To get drunk like bawls and go to other beer stands...
*9 More Minutes In, Yoshi's Side*
AY: God, is it really that hard to get a claw machine prize I can get for like $6 on amazon, plus a small shipping charge?
Bearded man: You've been hogging the machine for 10 minutes, Just let it go!!!!
*9 More Minutes In, Yoshiette's Side*
Duck Nukem: I LOVE RUSSIAN VODKA, GIMME LA RUSSIAN VODKA!!!!!!
Yoshiette 2: Between you and me, Duck's going to get super drunk, amirite Twin Sis?
*27 More Minutes In, Yoshi's Side*
AY: This S**t's better be worth it...
Man: Just give it up, You're not going to win a rigged machine like this.
AY: Then why are you Playing?
Man: Good point.
*27 More Minutes In, Yoshiette's Side*
YE2: Lebanese beer may taste like Crap, but I get to talk to a community of Genies...
YE1: Yeahhhhh, keep being your racist self.
*54 More Minutes In, Yoshi's Side*
AY: Anyone willing to give me tricks for the claw machine?
Man: I'll give you some for going to the back of the line.
Woman: I'll give you them for $100 plus some sexual favors...
Girl: I'll give 'em to you if you vote Trump This election!
AY: Yeahhhhhh, no!!!
*54 More Minutes In, Yoshiette's Side*
YE1: Brocken Jr cosplayer, This isn't an anime convention, change or go home...
Brocken Jr. Cosplayer: Wanna feel my Red Rain of Berlin for saying that?
YE1: Whaaazzzzzattttt Rebecca MacKenzie?
YE2: HOLY CRAP, I SEE ACTUAL GENIES!!!! GRANT ME 3 WISHES!!!!!!
JT: Gaben hiiiii, Gaben Hoooooo, Gaben Haaaa, Gaben Haha, Gaben hiiiii, Gaben Hoooooo, Gaben Haaaa, Gaben Haha, Gaben hiiiii, Gaben Hoooooo, Gaben Haaaa, Gaben Haha, Gaben hiiiii, Gaben Hoooooo, Gaben Haaaa, Gaben Haha, Gaben hiiiii, Gaben Hoooooo, Gaben Haaaa, Gaben Haha, Gaben hiiiii, Gaben Hoooooo, Gaben Haaaa, Gaben Haha, Hello, Sale, Ooooooo I Dooooo.... YES YES SALE SALE YAY, HERE WE GO, GABEN GABEN YAY, HERE WE GO, GABEN GABEN GABEN YAY
DN: AHHHHHHHH, TRUMP SUPPORTERS!!!!!!
*30 More Minutes In: Yoshi's side*
Snack Salesman #1: Popcorn! French Fries!
Snack Salesman #2: Ice Cold Sodas!
College Kid: I WAITED 2 HOURS FOR A GO AT IT, AND I'LL KILL YOU IF IT MEANS GETTING A CHANCE AT A PRIZE!!!!
AY: It's okay I've got What I've Wanted...
5 German milks please.
Counter Lady: Wanna make it a case for a $4.99?
and so A. Yoshi gave Milk bottles to the rest of Team Yoshi to make them sober, and this happened.
YE1: How was your advent... JESUS CHRIST!!!!!
Mob: Time to tip Team Yoshi's Vehicle and burn it to the ground!!!!!!
Other Mob: Trample them!!!!!
AY: Hey I at least got your hugging pillow...
AY: It's not what you think!!!!!
YE2: What is it?
AY: NOT A BODY PILLOW!!!!!
YE2: Oh, It's that pillow...
YE1: How much did ya spend?