Yoshiette 1: Guess who's going to E3 besides you...
A. Yoshi: Again?
YE1: Yep. Keep Joe, Duck, and my dumbass sister company...
Day 1:
YE1: Do you know where I can find some Tracer Booth Babes?
E3 Worker: That's not happening this year. We're trying to be more woman friendly these past few years.
YE1: Damned SJWs!!!!
Can you at least point me to the Zelda to the Zelda Wii U demo...
E3 Worker: down the corner up the hallway.
YE1: S**t, the line's long...
*One long line and a 30 minute gameplay session later later*
This game's good, but needs more female Link.
Next player in line: What Kind of SJW are you?
YE1: I'unno, but who's up for White Castle corn dogs t'night?
Later that night...
Alright you ladies, if Nintendo's treehouse sucks this year, we're going tribal.
Day 2:
Reggie from Nintendo: So that's it for Nintendo's Treehouse, if you missed any of it, please watch the entire event from our YouTube Page...
Yoshiette 1: GOING... TRIBAL!!!!!!!
*Tarzan Yell*
NBC Newsman: Nerf weapons, Undies, and Hatsune Miku. All this as we take a look at the rampant mad women at E3 tonight at 10...
YE1: Great I've been kicked out of E3 This year. I have a lot to prove if I want to go next year... Ah well the Super 8's got a nice view of the ocean...
*looking at the Hotel Pool*
Day 3:
Reggie: For NX it's not about specs, It's about content...
YE1: OK THAT'S IT!!!! GAME ARMOR ON!!!! NES BELT!!!! UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START!!!!! TO NINTENDO AMERICA HQ, AHOY!!!!!
*Flies*
NES BELT! CHANGE INTO TRACER OVERWATCH LINGERIE!!!!
Here I am at Reggie's Office, going to make his life a living hell when he returns to Seattle.
Policeman: What do you think I'm going to ask you to do?
YE1: Can ya please tell me, I can't read minds...
Policeman: Yeahhhhhhh..... You're under arrest.
YE1: Yoshi better Bail me out...
The End
