Monday, July 25, 2016

Yoshiette Adventures #3: Yoshiette's Road Trip To SDCC

Yoshiette 1: We're going on a team roadtrip to San Diego Comic Con!!!!!

A. Yoshi: Minus me, I've got Jury Duty!!!!

YE1: Great what am I going do to with this extra ticket I payed good money for?

Joe Tokugawa: Use it on my Mami Tomoe Body Pillow.

YE1: Ummmmmm.... Okay?




1 hour in:


All 4: Spider Man! Spider Man! Does whatever a Spider Can! Spins a web, any si...

Duck Nukem: Well Crap, We're stuck in heavy traffic for another 5 miles...

30 minutes later

YE1: Really? A GOOSE CROSSING!!!!!! WHO'S DUMB ORDINANCE WAS THAT!!!!!


3 more hours in:


Yoshiette 2: I have to use the bathroom!!!!

YE1: Fine...

Time to Fill Up!!!!

JT: Anyone wanna get a candy bar or a pop?

YE1: No we're Getting food later tonight...


5 More Hours in:


Waitress: Hi Welcome to Bowser's, home of the Bowser Burger, How can I help you?

YE1: Can I have 4 Bowser burgers, with boss sized fries and boss sized drinks?

Waitress: What drinks do you want?

YE1: 2 Pepsis, 1 Mountain Dew, and a Dr. Pepper.

Once the food comes, Yoshiette 2 eats it all...

YE1: Can I get a voucher for a free meal for the lost food?

Waitress: If you think I'm going to confiscate for the lost food, you locomotive?

YE1: SCREW YOU, I REFUSE TO EAT HERE AGAIN!!!!

3 Hours later:

JT: It's okay, we're at a hotel and I have alkaseltzer to relive your stomach.

Sing with me...

JT and YE2: *Slowly and quietly* Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh what a relieve it is.

JT: Drink Up.

YE2: *Burps out fire*

DN: Be Careful, You're going to burn up the F**KING place!


Day 2:


YE1: Whatcha looking at me like that for?

*Driver Stares*

YE1: Highway race!!!

Put some Highway Race tunes on:

JT: TIME TO PLAY SOME F ZERO!!!!

C'MON, BLUE FALCON!!!!!!

D-Bag Driver: FIRE HOMING PROJECTILE!!!!!

YE1: Minivan SPEED MACH 3!!!!!

Oil Slick!!!!

Minivan Speed MACH 7!!!!!


*Cop Sirens sound*

YE2: WE'RE BEING CHASED!!!!!!!!

YE1: Minivan Speed MACH 13!!!!!!

*3 Minutes later in Reno*

YE2: Is this San Diego?

JT: Depends, Does San Diego have this many casinos? I'm sorry, I've only been in America for just under a year...

DN: SDCC Tickets on red...

Roulette Master: Black...

DN: UGH!!!!

YE1: NO MORE BETTING, NO CRAPS, B-JACK, SLOTS OR HORSE RACING!!!!!

JT: We're going to miss our flight!!!!!


*2 hours later*

YE1: Finally at San Diego Comic-Con!

Ticket Person: Ticket please!

YE1: Oh S**t, We Don't have them!

JT: Duck, Don't tell me you bet and lost our...

DN: Oh Yeah!

YE2: F**K!!!


Cops: Yoshiette, You are wanted in at least six countries and are on the FBI's Most Wanted list. We've got a fresh cold jail cell for you and your Cronies.

Meanwhile in an undisclosed location...

YE1: Hello This is Yoshiette calling from prison, We might be here for another 50 years...

AY: *Excited sounding* Do I Sound Worried?

JT: Life Sucks...


THE END