Yoshiette 1: We're going on a team roadtrip to San Diego Comic Con!!!!!
A. Yoshi: Minus me, I've got Jury Duty!!!!
YE1: Great what am I going do to with this extra ticket I payed good money for?
Joe Tokugawa: Use it on my Mami Tomoe Body Pillow.
YE1: Ummmmmm.... Okay?
1 hour in:
All 4: Spider Man! Spider Man! Does whatever a Spider Can! Spins a web, any si...
Duck Nukem: Well Crap, We're stuck in heavy traffic for another 5 miles...
30 minutes later
YE1: Really? A GOOSE CROSSING!!!!!! WHO'S DUMB ORDINANCE WAS THAT!!!!!
3 more hours in:
Yoshiette 2: I have to use the bathroom!!!!
YE1: Fine...
Time to Fill Up!!!!
JT: Anyone wanna get a candy bar or a pop?
YE1: No we're Getting food later tonight...
5 More Hours in:
Waitress: Hi Welcome to Bowser's, home of the Bowser Burger, How can I help you?
YE1: Can I have 4 Bowser burgers, with boss sized fries and boss sized drinks?
Waitress: What drinks do you want?
YE1: 2 Pepsis, 1 Mountain Dew, and a Dr. Pepper.
Once the food comes, Yoshiette 2 eats it all...
YE1: Can I get a voucher for a free meal for the lost food?
Waitress: If you think I'm going to confiscate for the lost food, you locomotive?
YE1: SCREW YOU, I REFUSE TO EAT HERE AGAIN!!!!
3 Hours later:
JT: It's okay, we're at a hotel and I have alkaseltzer to relive your stomach.
Sing with me...
JT and YE2: *Slowly and quietly* Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh what a relieve it is.
JT: Drink Up.
YE2: *Burps out fire*
DN: Be Careful, You're going to burn up the F**KING place!
Day 2:
YE1: Whatcha looking at me like that for?
*Driver Stares*
YE1: Highway race!!!
Put some Highway Race tunes on:
JT: TIME TO PLAY SOME F ZERO!!!!
C'MON, BLUE FALCON!!!!!!
D-Bag Driver: FIRE HOMING PROJECTILE!!!!!
YE1: Minivan SPEED MACH 3!!!!!
Oil Slick!!!!
Minivan Speed MACH 7!!!!!
*Cop Sirens sound*
YE2: WE'RE BEING CHASED!!!!!!!!
YE1: Minivan Speed MACH 13!!!!!!
*3 Minutes later in Reno*
YE2: Is this San Diego?
JT: Depends, Does San Diego have this many casinos? I'm sorry, I've only been in America for just under a year...
DN: SDCC Tickets on red...
Roulette Master: Black...
DN: UGH!!!!
YE1: NO MORE BETTING, NO CRAPS, B-JACK, SLOTS OR HORSE RACING!!!!!
JT: We're going to miss our flight!!!!!
*2 hours later*
YE1: Finally at San Diego Comic-Con!
Ticket Person: Ticket please!
YE1: Oh S**t, We Don't have them!
JT: Duck, Don't tell me you bet and lost our...
DN: Oh Yeah!
YE2: F**K!!!
Cops: Yoshiette, You are wanted in at least six countries and are on the FBI's Most Wanted list. We've got a fresh cold jail cell for you and your Cronies.
Meanwhile in an undisclosed location...
YE1: Hello This is Yoshiette calling from prison, We might be here for another 50 years...
AY: *Excited sounding* Do I Sound Worried?
JT: Life Sucks...
THE END
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