A. Yoshi: No you're not getting a job at Bowser's Spicy Hot Dishes, They're not hiring.
Yoshiette 1: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's my next best option?
AY: McDonald's, It's like Bowser's but way lower quality...
YE1: Screw Bowser's, Mcdonald's has Chicken McNuggets, ahhhhhh that pink slime taste...
Several days later...
Manager: Congrats Yoshiette, You're hired...
YE1: At least they got my name right this time.
DAY 1:
Welcome to McDonald's can I interest you in a big mac today?
AY: Yoshiette?
YE: Yoshi-poo?
AY: I'll have a Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Sandwich, Plain, with fries.
YE1: Can I interest you in a coke?
AY: Uhhhhhhhhh..... No.
Duck Nukem: WHY THE FALKNER DO YOU ALWAYS ASK THAT!?
YE1: Company policy.
AY: Ignore him, that'll be all...
YE1: Your total is $4.99.
*looks out window* IT IS YOU!!!!! IT'S YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AY: CALM DOWN, Just Gimme my food...
YE1: Here...
AY: Thank yo... What the hell, why is there stuff on my food?
YE1: Because Cook didn't understand your order...
AY: Can I at least get it changed?
YE1: No, You wouldn't accept my date request, besides I've already gotcho money.
AY: Screw this, I'm never eating here again!!!!!
DAY 2:
Old lady: I've got a order for a 20pc Chicken McNugget, Hurry up, chop chop!
*2 minutes later*
YE1: one 20 piecer...
Old Lady: Wait, where's the food?
YE1: *Burps* I don't know, they might've vanished?
Ok I'll get a real 20 Piecer...
several days later...
Ohhhhhh, I feel like I've gotten fatter, Gotta stop eating all those McNuggets... Ah who am I kidding...
DAY 33 ⅓:
Manager: Well, since you ate so much of our Chicken McNugget supply, we've got no choice but to fi...
*Yoshiette explodes*
re youuuuuuu. Frak, just frak....
*Yoshiette ascends to the heavens*
YE1: I see McDonaldLand...
This truly is heaven...
I see Chicken McNuggets...
McNugget Buddies: No no no no!!!!!!
*Yoshiette eats the McNugget Buddies*
Fies and Cookies: For the Love of S**T, TELL The McDonald's gang...
YE1: Birdie, Do you taste like real Fried Chicken uncooked?
*Earthbound encounter sound plays*
Yoshiette uses shotgun.
attack misses...
Hamburglar throws hamburger
Grimace throws shake
Birdie throws hot cakes
Professor throws Chicken McNuggets (which Yoshiette eats Immediately)
Captain Crook Throws Filet'O'Fish
Ronald McDonald uses ban hammer!!!!
*Yoshiette falls through the clouds and ends up in hell...*
Green Fry Kid: Burn In hell ya bastard...
Billboard for McDonaldLand vandalized to have slogan say meanest place on earth instead of happiest place on earth...
*Later in hell*
YE1: Come at me ya demons!!!!
*Imps and demons from Doom come in droves*
*Imps and demons eat Yoshiette*
Game Over
THE END
