Disclaimer:
THIS IS A (SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATED) SATIRE OF RECENT EVENTS, SO THIS MIGHT OFFEND PEOPLE, READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!!!
A. Yoshi: Listen up everyone, President Obama is going to make his goodbye speech at SimCity City Hall, so I expect everyone to be on their best beha...
Yoshiette 1: Oh Hai Yoshi...
AY: Oh hel... who's that?
YE1: That's Rebecca Mackenzie, she's my friend on steam, She goes to the same college I do and we just so happened to see each other at the Convenience store when I got milk for the week...
AY: I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME AT MY TOP SECRET MEETING, NOW GO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR FRIEND!!!!!
YE1: Ummmm... Kay?
Waitress: Welcome to Bowser's, Home of the Bowser Burger, can I take your order?
YE1: Can I have 1 Bowser Burger and fries?
Waitress: What would you like miss?
Rebecca: I'll have a Goomba dog and a Piranha Plant build your own salad
Waitress: Can I get you something to drink?
YE1: Mountain Dew!
Rebecca: Ummmmmm.... How 'bout a Diet Pepsi for me.
After the Food the Next day...
Rebecca: What does the board say?
YE1: It says, There was how many consoles alive between 1993 and 1997? One of First 5 answerers to get it right gets randomly picked gets a king size tootsie roll. Now let me concentrate, and after this lesson maybe get some glasses...
Professor: Quiet down please! Now as I was saying The Sega Saturn had prematurely died in the West in 1998, it had a...
After Class...
Rebecca: I'm sorry I can't play smash bros with you t'night, It's just I have to study all afternoon, and I have to work a late shift at Hardee's, but if you need anything, DM Me on Steam...
Several days later...
YE1: Wanna play Call of Duty t'night online?
Rebecca: Can't, homework...
8:01 PM
YE1: Wanna play now?
Rebecca: WHY DO YOU KEEP BUGGING ME?!
YE1: BECAUSE YOUR SCHEDULE CHANGES EVERY 5 SECONDS!!!!!
The Next Day...
Apparently I'm unfriended on Facebook by Rebecca, and she's not responding to my emails!!!!
AY: STOP SPAMMING HER!!!! She'll contact you when she's ready...
Now go, I have to complete editing for The A. Yoshi Show episode 2...
The Day after that...
YE1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN BLOCKED ON STEAM!!!!!!!!! I'LL NEVER ENJOY COD AGAIN!!!!!!!
Joe Tokugawa gives Yoshiette and Rebecca an Invitation to his Live show to debate...
Several more days later...
This is Joey T. Yeah this is Joey T., Not Joe, or Joeseph, The Joey T. Live SHOW!!!!!!
Joe Tokugawa: Now I've got two besties turned worsties on the Joey T. Live Show... Now The main problem in a Disagreement is a lack of communication... Tell us right now what is most important to you both...
Rebecca: I told Steam That she wouldn't leave me alone, so I took the courtesy of reporting her account to Valve...
YE1: WHAT, NOOOOOO!!!!! I've Got To see if my Precious Steam Games Survived!!!!!
*Checks Profile*
Account Suspended...
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3 Hours Later...
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THE END
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