Yoshiette 1: I'm Home from the convenience store...
For A. Yoshi, A Steam Card plus a Mountain Dew Game Fuel, For Nukem, Dip and Whiskey, for My Sister, an ice cream sandwich and a monster mutant soda, and for Joe, A Dirty Magazine.
I've also got Cubs vs Indians tickets for me and someone else.
choose a stick.
Yoshiette 2: I got a fairly tall stick, hopefully that's enough...
A. Yoshi: I've got the tallest stick, ahhahaha MACDADDYYYYYY!!!!!!
Duck Nukem: F**K, I'VE GOT THE SHORTEST ONE!!!!!! I HOPE JOE'S IS SHORTER!!!!
Joe Tokugawa: YES!!!! I BEAT YOSHI BY 3cm!!!!!!
Ya know we've been giving Duck Nukem this dip for the past year and I have never knew what it tasted like. They don't have this in Japan.
*Puts Dip Between lower Lip and jaw*
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YE1: If you don't like your dad smoking all the time and the smell of tobacco in pachinko parlors, what makes you think you'll like Nukem's dip?
JT: I Thought it was like candy.
YE1: I Refuse to comment further....
*First Inning*
YE1: This is the tie breaker, so remember to chant "Lets go cubbies" when they're up, when they're on the verge of striking some one out, just go "STRIKE HIM OUT!!!!!"
*Bottom of the 1st*
Good news, we've got a homer, bad news, Cleveland's being one hell of a team this series...
*After the 1st*
JT: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUBS OWNED THIS INNING!!!!!! GO CUBS GO!!!!!!
*Bottom of the 3rd*
Fat lady sits in front of YE and JT
YE1: I CAN'T SEE A DAMNED THING!!!! Good thing I have detachable eyeballs...
JT: So What's the 411 on the Indians?
YE1: They Scored...
JT: S**T!!!!!
*Several Innings Later*
We're so close to making history!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Indians 2 run Homer!!!!!!
JT: F**K!!!!!!!
YE1: Now we're tied, Arceus help us all...
*Late top 9th inning*
Come on score us a run CUBBIES!!!!!!
Umpire: Out! Change!!!!!
JT: Can I go back to Japan and root for the Hashin Tigers Now?
*After the 9th*
YE1: EXTRA INNINGS!!!! AND IT RAINS!!!! WONDERFUL!!!!
DN: Can I go to sleep now, I've got a job at Sam's Parts Shop morning shift tomorrow?
AY: NO!!!! If anyone of us go to sleep, it'll crush Yoshiette....
*After 2 runs from the Cubs*
YE1: Joe, you awake? do I need to poke you with a stick?
JT: ugh uhhhh.... Did the Indians win?
YE1: No, the cubs are winning, and they just need 3 more outs !!!!
Indians score...
JT: All It takes is one homer or 2 run to take it all...
Announcer: up next, GUYER!!!!
YE2: Guyver?
AY: NO, THE ONE WHO TIED THE GAME 2 INNINGS AGO!!!!!
YE1: We're one out away...
Umpire: OUT!!!!!
YE1: CUBS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!!! A HUNDRED YEAR CURSE DONE!!!!!!!
JT: Can We stay at the shady motel for the night, we've been watching since 7 and it's pretty much midnight...
*12:03 am*
YE1: HOLY SH*T MOSQUITOS!!!!!!! CAN I SLEEP IN PEACE!?
*10 years later*
YE1: So how was the "End of the Billy Goat: a Cubs Story"
Yoshiette Jr.: GREAT, I can' wait for it to win an oscar!!!!
*40 Years later*
JT: And That's how the cubs won the world series...
Grandchild: Whatever happened to the Yoshiette?
JT: Let's just say she met a fire...
*5 Years earlier*
Disassembled Yoshiette: Goodbye cruel world, Hopefully you find your dad...
THE END
