Friday, June 17, 2016

Yoshiette Adventures #2: Yoshiette goes to E3...

Yoshiette 1: Guess who's going to E3 besides you...

A. Yoshi: Again?

YE1: Yep. Keep Joe, Duck, and my dumbass sister company...



Day 1:


YE1: Do you know where I can find some Tracer Booth Babes?

E3 Worker: That's not happening this year. We're trying to be more woman friendly these past few years.

YE1: Damned SJWs!!!!

Can you at least point me to the Zelda to the Zelda Wii U demo...

E3 Worker: down the corner up the hallway.

YE1: S**t, the line's long...

*One long line and a 30 minute gameplay session later later*

This game's good, but needs more female Link.

Next player in line: What Kind of SJW are you?

YE1: I'unno, but who's up for White Castle corn dogs t'night?

Later that night...

Alright you ladies, if Nintendo's treehouse sucks this year, we're going tribal.



Day 2:


Reggie from Nintendo: So that's it for Nintendo's Treehouse, if you missed any of it, please watch the entire event from our YouTube Page...

Yoshiette 1: GOING... TRIBAL!!!!!!!

*Tarzan Yell*

NBC Newsman: Nerf weapons, Undies, and Hatsune Miku. All this as we take a look at the rampant mad women at E3 tonight at 10...

YE1: Great I've been kicked out of E3 This year. I have a lot to prove if I want to go next year... Ah well the Super 8's got a nice view of the ocean...

*looking at the Hotel Pool*



Day 3:


Reggie: For NX it's not about specs, It's about content...

YE1: OK THAT'S IT!!!! GAME ARMOR ON!!!! NES BELT!!!! UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START!!!!! TO NINTENDO AMERICA HQ, AHOY!!!!!

*Flies*

NES BELT! CHANGE INTO TRACER OVERWATCH LINGERIE!!!!

Here I am at Reggie's Office, going to make his life a living hell when he returns to Seattle.

Policeman: What do you think I'm going to ask you to do?

YE1: Can ya please tell me, I can't read minds...

Policeman: Yeahhhhhhh..... You're under arrest.

YE1: Yoshi better Bail me out...



The End