Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Yoshiette Adventures Year 2 #5: Yoshiette & Crash Bandicoot Raid the NoA Ark...

DISCLAIMER:
WHILE THERE IS SOCIAL COMMENTARY IN THIS SEGMENT, THIS IS NOT MEANT TO THREATEN, ATTACK, OR BOYCOTT ANY COMPANY, PERSON, ENTITY, OR ORGANIZATION!!!! BUT IF YOU'RE A NINTENDRONE, SJW, ETC. TURN BACK RIGHT NOW!!! THIS BLOG IS NOT MEANT TO SHOW FAVORITISM OR WHATEVER I'M GOING TO BE ACCUSED OF FROM THESE MORONS!!!!

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!







Yoshiette 1: Thanks for the joy ride girls...

Princess Peach: Off to the strip club, Girlz!!!

Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, and Pauline: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duck Nukem: I get the feeling that you didn't put all the characters that escaped the drawings from SCCC back...

YE1: No worries, they'll be put back in the next TGS or NYCC...

DN: Now don't bug me versing Yoshiette 2 in a DDR 27 out of 52 match!!!

YE1: Joey T., Wanna team up to get to the NoA Ark?

Joe T. Yes, I know you're sign is Scorpio, that means nothing, I have 39 other callers to get to, bye...

At A. Yoshi's Office...

YE1: Yoshi-Poo, wanna go to the NoA Ark to send a complaint letter to the Nintendo's Treehouse unit?

A. Yoshi: Hun, I have other priorities, than ruining my reputation with the media.

*door knocking*

YE1: Come in.

*Pokemon XD Cipher Admin Encounter music plays*

Crash Bandicoot: Don't ask why I'm here, just join me!

We're ridin' Route 66 Mutha Frakka's!!!!

I even gotcha a new set of wheels!!!

YE1: Cool, the Hornet! Does play the ...

*inserts key, and turns the ignition on*

Radio: Do do do do do do do! Daytona! Daytona! Let's go away!

YE1: It does!!!

Crash: I've kicked Sonic's Ass, now it's Time for the Kick Mario's ASS game!!!!

*Daytona USA's "Let's Go Away" song plays as the roadmap is traced*

At the Nokia Theater, Crash fills the outside of the theater with a poorly drawn Crash Bandicoot flipping the bird with the message: Dear Nintendo, U SUK, EVRY 3RD PARY N DA WURLD!!!

YE1: Dude, not cool, Nintendo's gonna be on our Sh*t list if we ruin their reputation out of spite...

Crash: Who's leading this operation here?

Now time for my tunes.

*Funimation 2003-2005 Dragon Ball GT Theme plays*

Too franchise derailing!

*Daytona USA theme plays again*

We already played that song!

*Crash Bandicoot cover of "You're not Me" only dissing Nintendo plays*

Perfect...

YE1: Cool Blue Eyes White Dragon cycle, Where Didja get it?

Crash: I won it in an auction at the Yu-Gi-Oh 20th anniversary party only available to Konami Shareholders!!!

YE1: I thought Konami...

Crash: Exactly... How 'bout that N64, PS1, Dreamcast, M2, And mid to late 90s Windows Logo?

YE1: Joe-Sama of Team Yoshi made it as way to show pride of the generation of gaming that the leader (Yoshi-Poo) into gaming.

*Road Map with a trail between LA to Seattle displays*

Crash: Welp, here we are...

Yoshiette, I see your car, but not...

YE1: *Hums the Super Mario Bros theme*

Transmission Device Lady: Will E3164 come to booth 8

YE1: 2 Down, only 256,810 people ahead of me...

Crash: F*CK DAT NOISE!!!!


*Beats up the security*

Yoshiette 1: I've only got one shot at this...

*Temple Run music from Legends of the Hidden Temple (the 1993 game show, not the TV Movie nobody cared for)*

Automated Voice: INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!

YE1: Dude, I have a letter I've got to send to Nintendo Treehouse guys!


*Later at Nintendo Treehouse's main office*

YE1: It's all or Nothing...

*DBZ Ending Music plays*

Kyle Hebert: As Yoshiette reluctantly reaches the Nintendo Treehouse's main office and Crash Bandicoot Throws a sledgehammer into the Nintendo whitelist and blacklist machine (which is color TV Game 6 only with 2 places the right paddle to go and the left paddle can go anywhere but if it misses, it counts as a mistrial), will Yoshiette make Nintendo great again? find out in the next...

*Narrator Guy appears*

Narrator: I can't have a coffee break for 5 minutes and people think I disappeared. Anyhoo, My Girlfriend's got a few choice words for you...

*Robed figure appears*

Kyle H.: Andros from Power Rangers?

*Black Boxing Gloves appear through the sleeves*

I'm So Dead!

*Figure unhoods herself*

Oh it's a girl, how do I fight her...

???: I may be a 20 something dealing with student debt to pay, but I've got 2 words for you?

*Takes off the robe revealing a pink Bikini*

Let's Rocket!!!

Narrator: Let's see how Yoshiette's doing...

YE1: Look, I know that the change of artwork was a last minute decision, but if Nintendo of America release the game like that, soon they'll have to censor more. Koei Tecmo was one of the first ones to stick to such a low standard, and if you handle things like you are right now, SJWs will ruin gaming, and gamers are just going to say "F*ck this hobby.", because they have no power over what get's released in what part of the world in what way. Think of who this'll REALLY Benefit, the Gamers, The SJWs, or yourselves?

Nintendo Treehouse head: Hmmmm..... I'll have to get back to Reggie on this...

YE1: Now onto whoever runs IP management and Whoever handles hardware (including online play, paying for a service that Sega could've done better with a late 90s console, Aye yi yi)...


Epilogue:

Weeks after the NoA Raid of Summer 2017:

Crash Bandicoot Costume Guy: Hey Plumber Boy, Guess Who's system is getting released on every relevant system other than your's. Mine! I guess your body wasn't ready for that, well MINE WA...

*Trap Door Activates*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! CRAP!

Christmas 2017:

AY: I hope Col. Sanders got me a Switch...

*Opens the box to reveal a box of Dog biscuits*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END



THIS IS A VERY EXAGGERATED AND FICTIONALIZED STORY, NOT MEANT TO REPRESENT ANY EVENTS, PERSONS, ETC. NO HUMANS, ANDROIDS, ANIMALS, OR WHATEVER ELSE WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FEATURE...

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Yoshiette Adventures Year 2 #4: Yoshiette & the 5 Spider Men: Part 2: Convention Chaos

In the Sim City Justice System, Logic doesn't matter, until logic matters... Some of the heroes are idiots...

PREVIOUSLY ON YOSHIETTE ADVENTURES...

SimCity Comic-Con goes all loney tunes, while playing 9001 pixie stix, and on.. Back to the segment...

Tokugawa Studio: 9:45 AM

Joe T.: Dear Weekly Shonen, Jump Here's my twent...

Clippy: It looks like you're writing a letter would you like some...

Buzz Lightyear: Hold it, space alien?

JT: I have no time for this... *pushes Clippy and Buzz off the table*

Duck Nukem: Ranfan cosplayer, can I have your picture, preferably of you stri...

Ranfan Cosplayer: PISS OFF, Yoshi Team Loon!

DN: IT'S TEAM YOSHI, YOU MORON!!!!!

Alright Joey, not every cosplayer wants... to... Joe... JOEY!!!!

Joe Tokugawa's current location: 10:12 AM

JT: Do you have a set of Sailor Moon Lingerie?

Sailor Moon Cosplayer: SECURITY!!!!!

Front of Convention: 10:49 AM

Yoshiette 1: Oh dear, It's Grimlord, HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Pokemon RGBY Vs. Trainer theme Plays*

Grimlord: *Lifts up Mask* Actually, I'm just a cosplayer, and You kicked a Ranfan cosplayer, she's not to pleased right now...

YE1: How do you know?

Grimlord Cosplayer: It was on the TV earlier, NOT F*CKING OKAY!!!!!!

YE1 It wasn...

Grimlord Cosplayer: Go talk with someone else.

Toku SuperStore Booth: 11:00 AM

YE1: Have you seen Wolverine? Maybe he can chop off the heads off these 5 Spidey-Bastards.

Cashier: Sorry I only Specialize in Toku, I did see however a mix of a Green MMPR Ranger, A White MMPR Ranger, and a Red Zeo Ranger, ask him where ever he is...

DN: *via walkie talkie* Saw the orange street shark in quadrant alpha, what should I do?

YE1: Grab a piece of Drawing paper plus a magnet, and suck him back in!

DN: *via walkie talkie* Ten four, Yoshibeth..

YE1: IT'S YOSHIE... AH, F*CK IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Beta Quadrant: 11:09 AM

JT: Oooooooooo...... *talks into Walkie Talkie* Yoko Littner, can I ask her to show her Bam-bams?

YE1 & DN: FOCUS!!!!

One putting the character back onto the page later...

JT: The Flesh is heading to Gamma Quadrant time to chase this naked moron...

The Flesh: You can't catch m... Uh-Oh...... *just before returning to the page* Ouchies!

JT: Now onto the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Door from convention to McDonalds 11:30 AM

Jara: I'd love to see who likes these out...

DN: BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Bonks on Noxic's Head like a baboon*

Typhus: We're on your side, Bud!

Noxic: Get off, Pig!!!!

Jara: These are just costumes... *unmasks herself to reveal MarzGurl* See?

*Yoshiette Runs to the door*

YE1: It's You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You!!!!!

Kaylyn: You aren't one of AnonymousYoshi's cronies who...

YE1: Yep.

Kaylyn: Just stay good and I'll stay friends with you...

*Noxic Takes off mask*

JT: Linkara?

Lewis: Don't gimme Sh*t over...

JT: EULA Accepted!!!

DN: If You're Marzgurl, and you're Linkara, who's that?

*Typhus unmasked to reveal...*

DN: Yep, no one I know?

???: Maybe this'll ring a bell...

*Puts on beret and eyepatch Apollo Z. Hack*

*Apollo Z. Hack theme plays*

YE1: Apollo
JT: Z.
DN: Hack!!!!!

YE1: Let's Kick some ass!!!!

Team Drew, search the front of the convention, Team Roland Put on these masks and wait for the Spider-Men, Jara and I (aka Team Jo) will look in the back half of the convention?

Near the Body Pillow Salesman's Booth: 12:00 PM

JT: Ramenman and Brocken Jr.!!!!!

Noxic: Who and Who?

Ramenman and Brocken Jr.: Double Flying Leg Lariat!!!!!

JT: NOT TODAY!!!! *Puts the 2 back into the drawing Page*

Frederator Booth Convention: 12:08 PM

Jara: Come here, BITCH!!!!

Rosie: *claps hands and Giggles* Bich, Bich....

YE1: Uh-oh... Someone's so grounded... *Pulls magnet and paper out*

Rosie: No, No!!!!!! *starts to cry*

Jara: Who's Idea was it to get someone to draw a...

YE1: Enough talk, ONLY DO!!!!

Center of Convention: 12:13 PM

*The 5 Spider-Men appear*

Apollo Z. Hack: Let's Kick some ASS!!!!

Shin Revuer #1 XX Version V2 EX Beta!!!

Random Guy Popup Guy: Toasty!

Creepy Bootleg Anime VHS Indian Guy's Booth: 12:34 PM

YE1: Welp, we got Sailor Venus and Jupiter in one fell swoop, Completing the Sailor Senshi, Now onto Arale Norimaki.

*The Five Spider-Men appear*

We know who you guys are, but weren't you occupied with Duck and Ap...

Armored Spider-Man: Our Spider Senses found you, Hell those Masks were a dead giveaway. here's the ultimate Counter attack!!!

Japanese Spider-Man: Spider GP-7 RX!!!!

*Spider GP-7 RX Enters NEO Leopaldon!!!!!*

Change NEO Leopaldon!!!

Jara: Yikes! You're on your own at this point.

YE1: Inyuk Chuk!!! *Grows Giant*

Now What powers does NEO Leopaldon have, and how do I maneuver through them?

*Iron Spider inserts tape then a beatnik english cover of the Supaidaman that A. Yoshi sung while Yoshiette 1 Plays the bongos*

All 5 Spider-Men: Super Arm Rockets!!!!

*Yoshiette evades them*

YE1: Nice try, but I know how these things work!!!

*Arm Rockets head to the head*

Ouch!

Spider-Man Team: Supersonic Arc Turn!!!!

*Supersonic Arc Turn cuts through Yoshiette's clothing*

YE1: Damn you!

Spider-Man Team: Leopaldon Net!!!

YE1: You Bastards!!!!

Spider-Man Team: Now time for the Finisher!

Sword Vigor Victory!

YE1: Oh dear, that could slice me in half!!! I Know, I was the one who invented the Robot for a fanfic made out of a dare!!!!

Gotta get my Shrink Gun Charged before I go Bye Bye...

92%, 93%, 94%...

Spider-Man 2099: Cancel the function before Yoshibeth charges fully!!!!! HURRY!!!!

YE1: 97, 98, 99, boom you're history!!!!!

*fires shrink gun*

*Spider-Man team jumps out*

*NEO Leopaldon changes to toy size*

Black Suit Spider-Man: Yoo-Hoo!!!!! Yoshibe...

The reviewer/Magnavore Cosplayers + JT + DN: Back to the comics with ya!!!

Japanese Spiderman: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII... *all 5 Spider-Men Goes back on the paper*

*Yoshiette turns back to normal size*

The 6 Heroes: Now Lastly... Zedd and Vexor!!!!

Veronica M.'s Booth: 3:01 PM

Back to the pages with ya!!!!!!

YE1: Huh? How did we only get 6 parts of Zedd, but not Vexor?

JT: I Think I know why... *rips curtain door*

???: Uhhhh...... Hi?

JT: Who is this kid?

??? + Vexor: Ignore th guy in the booth, he's only an illusion

YE1: Joe, hold down the scrawny kid! Duck, destroy the machine inside the kid's booth! Linkara, use your magic gun to blast robo Vexor's mask of! Marzgurl Rip Robo Vexor's arms off! Apollo once the decoy is weak enough, Use your finisher! I'll tell security about the craziness going on in the convention...

Epilogue:

After the convention

YE1: Ya know, I learned something from This convention.

JT: What's that?

YE1: You can't change your past, but you can affect the future...

DN: That is if your name isn't James Rolfe, who must have loads and loads of save files, and based off his Mega Man episode (with a lot of them being on Playstation consoles), that might be taken quite literally...

JT: But didn't he...

YE1: Bus is here!!!

Later at the Ranfan cosplayer's apartment...

Dear SCCC, FBI, and Interpol;

Cosplayer: Some kid in a blue morphsuit kicked me. I wonder if it was a spy for A. Yoshi's personal benefit. If you have any news on that crimin...


*computer screen blue screens for no reason*


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THE END?

Yoshiette Adventures Year 2 #3: Yoshiette & the 5 Spider Men

ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR CHILDREN!!!!!








Yoshiette 1: Ahhhhh.... Simcity Comic-con, just one of many conventions Yoshi-poo can't go to for one reason or another. This Year, It's because It's his big return month and he's doing house keeping for the time when Joe-sama's doing his own booth here, Duck Nukem's helping him not getting into any mischief (if you count lookung look up at skirts and asking girls to lift up their shirts as mischief), and my sister's taking Striptease classes for the summer... I'm so happy to see him to ask for art.

At Tokugawa's booth

Five spidermen please.

Joe T.: I'm sorry, but I only do manga characters.

After a few more no's, Yoshiette found an artist named Veronica M.

Veronica M.: *In a brooklyn accent* How can I help you?

YE1: One picture of Team Yoshi along with A. Yoshi's favorite characters Please?

VM: List them all.

YE1: Mouseketeer Roll Call!

One long list later

VM: Anything else?

YE1: 5 Spidermen please?

VM: More specific please?

YE1: Japanese Spider-Man, Black Suit, Iron Spider, Spider-Man 2099, and Armored Spiderman.

VM: $200 please...

YE1: *Hands the money to Veronica*

*whispers into camera* Glad I Sold that pair of Shimapan with Period Blood That Joe-sama didn't want,,,

Nice Vexor Costume Dude... Very authentic.

VM: See ya tomorrow.

That night

Vexor: Characters, Arise...


*Dimensionally confused characters get out of the paper*


The next day.

Black Suit Spider-Man: Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey...

YE1: *Yawns* Ohayo Gozaimasu.

2099 Spiderman: Sorry, None of us speak Chinese.

Duck Nukem: Bonzai!!!!!!!!!!


*Rips part of Black Suit Spiderman's Mask*


YE1: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! He has no face?

Back at Veronica's booth

YE1: Lord Zedd? Why the Falkner are you here?

Vexor: Zedd's A good friend of mine, and Veronica is currently in Jail for 90 days. Here's a picture of her without her Green Beetleborg mask.

YE1: Oh dear, It's Rebecca from my Community College.


*The five Spider-Men appear from the ceiling*


Japanese Spider-Man: We are the emissaries from Hell, Spider-Men!


*Japanese Spiderman theme plays*


Alpha Team, handle Zedd. Beta Team, handle Vexor, Yoshibeth look for Escapees...

YE1: IT'S YOSHIETTE, YOU FRAKKING MORON!!!!!!!!

TV: This is Comic-Con news, Yoshibeth is currently looking for These characters all around the convention, If you see any Dimensionally confused characters Like The 5 members of the Action League (Chuckimation sized of course), or any 2D or CGI characters in a 3D world, contact Yoshibeth. Also There's a 2D baby around a year old with Orange hair and Yellow outfit who's walking around and needs a nap.

YE1: Da F*ck?

Zedd: Now Spider-Men, turn on Yoshiette. *uses spell on the 5 Spider-Men*

YE1: Dude, It's a cosplay of Dragon Ball's Ranfan. That's not something you see every day. Video of you doing Ranfan's trademark technique, please?

Ranfan Cosplayer: ½ a Bitcoin for a dirty talk Cam Show, 1 Bitcoin for a non nude striptease with the best bra and Panties a Ranfan cosplay could use, and 2 bitcoins for a Full nude show, ad an extra ½ bitcoin for masturbation, also ask about any customizations to your liking (within reason), my broch...


*The 5 evil Spider-Men appear*


Japanese Spider-Man: *kicks cosplayer* You have no business with Yoshibeth!

YE1: 5 vs 1, HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Will Yoshibeth...

YE1: YOSHIETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, Will Yoshiette win a 5 vs 1 win a battle against the 5 Spider-Men, and put the characters from Veronica's Drawings back to their respective pictures where they belong, or will Spider-Man's reputation get so ruined that he's retconned out of the Marvel multiverse? Stay tuned sometime later this month TODAY for the conclusion of "character no one likes" Adventures Spinoff Blog Whatever Thingy SVU Episode Unlucky 13: Lightning Returns!

Friday, March 24, 2017

Yoshiette Adventures Year 2 #2: Yoshiette vs Pepsiman: Part 2: Pepsiman's Revenge

In honor of The Power Rangers Reboot Movie's release in America and Chou Super Hero Taisen's Release in Japan ON THE SAME WEEKEND!!!

PREVIOUSLY ON YOSHIETTE ADVENTURES...


Pepsiman rises from the dead, and Seeks revenge Against Team Yoshi, and Yoshiette 1 lets him in Team Yoshi HQ, without knowing what his true intentions. Thanks to Yoshiette 2's Stupidity, Pepsiman Gets Mad!!!!! Back to the story...



Joe T.: How could a superhero become worse than Hitler, Stalin, and Trump combined over a mask pull?

Pepsiman: I was never friends with any of you. I came to A. Yoshi's place to get revenge.

Phone: Ring! Ring! Ring! Phone Call! Phone Call! Ring! Ring! Ring! Phone Call! Phone Call!

*Yoshiette 1 Picks up the phone*

Yoshiette 1: What do you want?

A. Yoshi: I'm on the plane trip home so I should be no more than a couple hours away. can you pick me up at the airport?

YE1: Kind of busy right now, so if I can't make it, call an Uber or something,

AY: GOD, YOU PISS ME OFF SOMETIMES!!!! *hangs up*

YE1: Stupid, arrogant, Entitled Piece of Shi...

Pepsiman: So If you're done talking to your friend, can we continue with the exposition?

YE1: *nervously* Sure?


Pepsiman: Well Then...

1994, Travis Charest designed me, and I was on commercials in Japan, cans of Pepsi in Japan, Action Figures and even a videogame. As the new millennium was getting Closer and Closer, I gained fans across East Asia, I even had a Pepsilady in at least one Commercial. We did get married in 2002, and grew old with each other. However, last year, my Thirst senses were tingling once more and I noticed The Thirst was coming from Simcity, I rushed to this building, I pressed all the buttons and as the elevator got Higher and Higher, the thirst senses were getting stronger and stronger until I came across a locked door, I busted straight through the door and turned the kid's water into Pepsi, and even got sent to a game of Starcraft. Over a year later, Arceus Miyamoto Christ, gave me a second Chance to beat Villains (like You Guys)...


Duck Nukem: We ARE on your side and it's time to STOP!!!

JT: Yeah... Truce?

Pepsiman: Truce...

*Yoshiette 1 gives Pepsiman a Handshake*

*3 Seconds after the handshake starts, Pepsiman rips off Yoshiette's Arm*

YE1: You LIE!!!!!

DN:Time for Action.

*Pepsiman's theme plays as the fight goes on*

Pepsiman does a Back Flip Kick towards Duck Nukem, but misses without Duck Nukem Moving

Joe Tokugawa uses a katana slash in the shape of an X, Pepsiman bleeds Pepsi.

Pepsiman uses his Pepsi Punch on Yoshiette, He misses despite Yoshiette reacting slower Than Pepsiman is Moving.

Duck Nukem does a flying Karate Chop, hitting Pepsiman in the Head, Pepsiman is now confused.

Pepsiman tried to aim his Pepsi Bazooka with double Vision...
Pepsiman fires and misses Joe T. causing the Pepsi to Ricochet around Team Yoshi HQ until it reaches Duck Nukem's mouth,

DN: Damn, Pepsi's some Great Sh*t.

*Yoshiette 1 grabs Pepsiman by the neck and carries him through the window where he Kicked Yoshiette 2 through*

YE1: Will you respect People's Health habits?

Pepsiman: Yes.

YE1: Will you go back to Bullsh*tting young kids just to increase profits, and rebirth Childhood Obesity?

Pepsiman: N-n-n-no...

YE1: and finally, Will you give up the Superhero stuff to enjoy retirement with your wife?

Pepsiman: NO!!!!!

*Yoshiette loosens her Grasp*

I mean Yes, yes, here take this as a peace offering...

PSH-ANG!

YE1: Oooooooooo....... Mexican Pepsi...  *places Pepsiman on the couch*


Pepsiman: Hey Joe and Duck, Wanna go to a Strip Club?

JT & DN: Of course...

*Pepsiman, Joe, and Duck, walk down the street*

Theme: Pepsiman!!!!!




Epilogue:

YE1, You're Home early, Aren't you Yoshi-Poo?

AY: Yeah Apparently there was No Peace conference at the United Nations, and we've got a $25,000,000 Debt...

YE1: Want To watch Farewell FamiKa...

*A. Yoshi freezes in place*

Yoshi-poo, are you okay? Should I poke you with a stick?

If you're wondering how the other yoshiette's doing, Well...

Yoshiette 2 (head only): If I can just get close enough to the building, I could survive the rest of the way throu...

*Car smashes up Yoshiette 2's Head*

YE2: Damn...


THE END

Friday, March 3, 2017

Yoshiette Adventures Year 2 #1: Yoshiette vs Pepsiman

1 year & 2 months ago...

AY: DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!

Throws Pepsiman out the window with a black hole bomb*

Text below a game of Starcraft: NonUrthGamer86: EWWWWW!!!!! What's next to my guy right now?

YoshietteNum1: I'unno, Just get rid of it!

Pepsiman: Ruhhh Rohhh Raggy!!!!

Theme: PEPSIMAN!!!!!





PRESENT DAY:

Pepsiman: *Rises from his grave video game graveyard* TIME FOR REVENGE TEAM YOSHI, ESPECIALLY YOU YOSHIBETH!!!!!!


*one trip from the graveyard to A.Yoshi HQ later*


*Doorbell rings*

Yoshiette 1: hel.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles Pepsiman*

Pepsiman: Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah!!!!!!!
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YE1: *puts Pepsiman in a camel clutch* I'll never forgive you for turning my boyfriend's water to Pepsi, interrupting my game of starcraft with my friend, and just because!

Pepsiman: I'm on your side, I just wanna talk...

*Yoshiette lets go of Pepsiman*

Wanna watch a movie with Pepsi and Frito Lay products?

YE1: Sure?

I think we should watch "Farewell FamiKamen Rider". A. Yoshi never really wanted to watch it with me...

Joe T.: Before we watch, Let me say this. MY DAD AND I LOVED YOUR COMMERCIALS AS A KID!!!!! Can I have your Autograph, on an old pair of Yoshiette's Shimapan she doesn't wear any...

YE1: Give me that back...

Pepsiman: So, This Kid has a Bra and Panty collection containing entirely all of your old...

YE1: Yep.

Pepsiman: *cringes* I somehow don't want to give the Asian kid my autograph anymore...

*20 minutes in*


So Yoshbeth...

Duck Nukem: WHICH ONE?!?!

YE1: Please call me Yoshiette, or even Yoshiette 1...

Pepsiman: So Yoshiette, Tell me what is your major is at college?

YE1: Game Development.

Pepsiman: Do you like modding FPS games?

YE1: yes, and my favorite games to mod are Unreal, Quake II, Half-Life...

Yoshiette 2: Half-Life 3 confirmed?

YE1: She's kinda annoying, ignore her...

Pepsiman: One last thing, Where's A. Yoshi?

YE1: He's at the United Nations as a speaker at a peace conference...

If I can ask a question, what's your origin story?

Pepsiman: I don't know, Email Pepsico...

JT: What super villains have you faced in your late 90s/early 2000s?

Pepsiman: Probably the FDA, most of the US government, and a lot of state governments. Oh, and me and The Coca-Cola Company butted heads too.

YE2: Who's Under that Mask?

Pepsiman: NOT A MASK! NOT A MASK! NOT A MASK! NOT A MASK! NOT A MASK! *Yoshiette 2 pulls Pepsiman's Lips*

Pepsi... KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Yoshiette 2 flies through the window, and no one knows where she is*

Never reveal a superhero's identity

DN: You haven't changed at ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

Pepsiman: One character no one likes down, 4 more to go!!!

YE1: This means War!!!



Ooooooo no, Someone looks pissed. Is this the end of Team Yoshi , or can they redeem Pepsiman Before A. Yoshi knows what happened? Stay tuned on the weekend of the 24th, to find out the conclusion (trust me, While the second half of Yoshiette goes to Japan's climax felt like a Light Gun Shooter, This'll have the feel of a fighting game (or an RPG, depending on how I write it))