Thursday, November 3, 2016

Yoshiette Adventures #7: Yoshiette goes to the Final Cubs game of the season...

Yoshiette 1: I'm Home from the convenience store...

For A. Yoshi, A Steam Card plus a Mountain Dew Game Fuel, For Nukem, Dip and Whiskey, for My Sister, an ice cream sandwich and a monster mutant soda, and for Joe, A Dirty Magazine.

I've also got Cubs vs Indians tickets for me and someone else.

choose a stick.

Yoshiette 2: I got a fairly tall stick, hopefully that's enough...

A. Yoshi: I've got the tallest stick, ahhahaha MACDADDYYYYYY!!!!!!

Duck Nukem: F**K, I'VE GOT THE SHORTEST ONE!!!!!! I HOPE JOE'S IS SHORTER!!!!

Joe Tokugawa: YES!!!! I BEAT YOSHI BY 3cm!!!!!!

Ya know we've been giving Duck Nukem this dip for the past year and I have never knew what it tasted like. They don't have this in Japan.

*Puts Dip Between lower Lip and jaw*

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YE1: If you don't like your dad smoking all the time and the smell of tobacco in pachinko parlors, what makes you think you'll like Nukem's dip?

JT: I Thought it was like candy.

YE1: I Refuse to comment further....




*First Inning*

YE1: This is the tie breaker, so remember to chant "Lets go cubbies" when they're up, when they're on  the verge of striking some one out, just go "STRIKE HIM OUT!!!!!"

*Bottom of the 1st*

Good news, we've got a homer, bad news, Cleveland's being one hell of a team this series...

*After the 1st*

JT: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!  CUBS OWNED THIS INNING!!!!!! GO CUBS GO!!!!!!

*Bottom of the 3rd*

Fat lady sits in front of YE and JT

YE1: I CAN'T SEE A DAMNED THING!!!! Good thing I have detachable eyeballs...

JT: So What's the 411 on the Indians?

YE1: They Scored...

JT: S**T!!!!!

*Several Innings Later*

We're so close to making history!!!!!!!!!!!!

Announcer: Indians 2 run Homer!!!!!!

JT: F**K!!!!!!!

YE1: Now we're tied, Arceus help us all...

*Late top 9th inning*

Come on score us a run CUBBIES!!!!!!

Umpire: Out! Change!!!!!

JT: Can I go back to Japan and root for the Hashin Tigers Now?


*After the 9th*


YE1: EXTRA INNINGS!!!! AND IT RAINS!!!! WONDERFUL!!!!

DN: Can I go to sleep now, I've got a job at Sam's Parts Shop morning shift tomorrow?

AY: NO!!!! If anyone of us go to sleep, it'll crush Yoshiette....


*After 2 runs from the Cubs*


YE1: Joe, you awake? do I need to poke you with a stick?

JT: ugh uhhhh.... Did the Indians win?

YE1: No, the cubs are winning, and they just need 3 more outs !!!!

Indians score...

JT: All It takes is one homer or 2 run to take it all...

Announcer: up next, GUYER!!!!


YE2: Guyver?

AY: NO, THE ONE WHO TIED THE GAME 2 INNINGS AGO!!!!!


YE1: We're one out away...


Umpire: OUT!!!!!

YE1: CUBS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!!! A HUNDRED YEAR CURSE DONE!!!!!!!

JT: Can We stay at the shady motel for the night, we've been watching since 7 and it's pretty much midnight...


*12:03 am*

YE1: HOLY SH*T MOSQUITOS!!!!!!! CAN I SLEEP IN PEACE!?

*10 years later*


YE1: So how was the "End of the Billy Goat: a Cubs Story"

Yoshiette Jr.: GREAT, I can' wait for it to win an oscar!!!!

*40 Years later*

JT: And That's how the cubs won the world series...

Grandchild: Whatever happened to the Yoshiette?

JT: Let's just say she met a fire...


*5 Years earlier*


Disassembled Yoshiette: Goodbye cruel world, Hopefully you find your dad...


THE END