PREVIOUSLY ON YOSHIETTE ADVENTURES...
Pepsiman rises from the dead, and Seeks revenge Against Team Yoshi, and Yoshiette 1 lets him in Team Yoshi HQ, without knowing what his true intentions. Thanks to Yoshiette 2's Stupidity, Pepsiman Gets Mad!!!!! Back to the story...
Joe T.: How could a superhero become worse than Hitler, Stalin, and Trump combined over a mask pull?
Pepsiman: I was never friends with any of you. I came to A. Yoshi's place to get revenge.
Phone: Ring! Ring! Ring! Phone Call! Phone Call! Ring! Ring! Ring! Phone Call! Phone Call!
*Yoshiette 1 Picks up the phone*
Yoshiette 1: What do you want?
A. Yoshi: I'm on the plane trip home so I should be no more than a couple hours away. can you pick me up at the airport?
YE1: Kind of busy right now, so if I can't make it, call an Uber or something,
AY: GOD, YOU PISS ME OFF SOMETIMES!!!! *hangs up*
YE1: Stupid, arrogant, Entitled Piece of Shi...
Pepsiman: So If you're done talking to your friend, can we continue with the exposition?
YE1: *nervously* Sure?
Pepsiman: Well Then...
1994, Travis Charest designed me, and I was on commercials in Japan, cans of Pepsi in Japan, Action Figures and even a videogame. As the new millennium was getting Closer and Closer, I gained fans across East Asia, I even had a Pepsilady in at least one Commercial. We did get married in 2002, and grew old with each other. However, last year, my Thirst senses were tingling once more and I noticed The Thirst was coming from Simcity, I rushed to this building, I pressed all the buttons and as the elevator got Higher and Higher, the thirst senses were getting stronger and stronger until I came across a locked door, I busted straight through the door and turned the kid's water into Pepsi, and even got sent to a game of Starcraft. Over a year later, Arceus Miyamoto Christ, gave me a second Chance to beat Villains (like You Guys)...
Duck Nukem: We ARE on your side and it's time to STOP!!!
JT: Yeah... Truce?
Pepsiman: Truce...
*Yoshiette 1 gives Pepsiman a Handshake*
*3 Seconds after the handshake starts, Pepsiman rips off Yoshiette's Arm*
YE1: You LIE!!!!!
DN:Time for Action.
*Pepsiman's theme plays as the fight goes on*
Pepsiman does a Back Flip Kick towards Duck Nukem, but misses without Duck Nukem Moving
Joe Tokugawa uses a katana slash in the shape of an X, Pepsiman bleeds Pepsi.
Pepsiman uses his Pepsi Punch on Yoshiette, He misses despite Yoshiette reacting slower Than Pepsiman is Moving.
Duck Nukem does a flying Karate Chop, hitting Pepsiman in the Head, Pepsiman is now confused.
Pepsiman tried to aim his Pepsi Bazooka with double Vision...
Pepsiman fires and misses Joe T. causing the Pepsi to Ricochet around Team Yoshi HQ until it reaches Duck Nukem's mouth,
DN: Damn, Pepsi's some Great Sh*t.
*Yoshiette 1 grabs Pepsiman by the neck and carries him through the window where he Kicked Yoshiette 2 through*
YE1: Will you respect People's Health habits?
Pepsiman: Yes.
YE1: Will you go back to Bullsh*tting young kids just to increase profits, and rebirth Childhood Obesity?
Pepsiman: N-n-n-no...
YE1: and finally, Will you give up the Superhero stuff to enjoy retirement with your wife?
Pepsiman: NO!!!!!
*Yoshiette loosens her Grasp*
I mean Yes, yes, here take this as a peace offering...
PSH-ANG!
YE1: Oooooooooo....... Mexican Pepsi... *places Pepsiman on the couch*
Pepsiman: Hey Joe and Duck, Wanna go to a Strip Club?
JT & DN: Of course...
*Pepsiman, Joe, and Duck, walk down the street*
Theme: Pepsiman!!!!!
Epilogue:
YE1, You're Home early, Aren't you Yoshi-Poo?
AY: Yeah Apparently there was No Peace conference at the United Nations, and we've got a $25,000,000 Debt...
YE1: Want To watch Farewell FamiKa...
*A. Yoshi freezes in place*
Yoshi-poo, are you okay? Should I poke you with a stick?
If you're wondering how the other yoshiette's doing, Well...
Yoshiette 2 (head only): If I can just get close enough to the building, I could survive the rest of the way throu...
*Car smashes up Yoshiette 2's Head*
YE2: Damn...
THE END
