ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR CHILDREN!!!!!
Yoshiette 1: Ahhhhh.... Simcity Comic-con, just one of many conventions Yoshi-poo can't go to for one reason or another. This Year, It's because It's his big return month and he's doing house keeping for the time when Joe-sama's doing his own booth here, Duck Nukem's helping him not getting into any mischief (if you count lookung look up at skirts and asking girls to lift up their shirts as mischief), and my sister's taking Striptease classes for the summer... I'm so happy to see him to ask for art.
At Tokugawa's booth
Five spidermen please.
Joe T.: I'm sorry, but I only do manga characters.
After a few more no's, Yoshiette found an artist named Veronica M.
Veronica M.: *In a brooklyn accent* How can I help you?
YE1: One picture of Team Yoshi along with A. Yoshi's favorite characters Please?
VM: List them all.
YE1: Mouseketeer Roll Call!
One long list later
VM: Anything else?
YE1: 5 Spidermen please?
VM: More specific please?
YE1: Japanese Spider-Man, Black Suit, Iron Spider, Spider-Man 2099, and Armored Spiderman.
VM: $200 please...
YE1: *Hands the money to Veronica*
*whispers into camera* Glad I Sold that pair of Shimapan with Period Blood That Joe-sama didn't want,,,
Nice Vexor Costume Dude... Very authentic.
VM: See ya tomorrow.
That night
Vexor: Characters, Arise...
*Dimensionally confused characters get out of the paper*
The next day.
Black Suit Spider-Man: Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey...
YE1: *Yawns* Ohayo Gozaimasu.
2099 Spiderman: Sorry, None of us speak Chinese.
Duck Nukem: Bonzai!!!!!!!!!!
*Rips part of Black Suit Spiderman's Mask*
YE1: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! He has no face?
Back at Veronica's booth
YE1: Lord Zedd? Why the Falkner are you here?
Vexor: Zedd's A good friend of mine, and Veronica is currently in Jail for 90 days. Here's a picture of her without her Green Beetleborg mask.
YE1: Oh dear, It's Rebecca from my Community College.
*The five Spider-Men appear from the ceiling*
Japanese Spider-Man: We are the emissaries from Hell, Spider-Men!
*Japanese Spiderman theme plays*
Alpha Team, handle Zedd. Beta Team, handle Vexor, Yoshibeth look for Escapees...
YE1: IT'S YOSHIETTE, YOU FRAKKING MORON!!!!!!!!
TV: This is Comic-Con news, Yoshibeth is currently looking for These characters all around the convention, If you see any Dimensionally confused characters Like The 5 members of the Action League (Chuckimation sized of course), or any 2D or CGI characters in a 3D world, contact Yoshibeth. Also There's a 2D baby around a year old with Orange hair and Yellow outfit who's walking around and needs a nap.
YE1: Da F*ck?
Zedd: Now Spider-Men, turn on Yoshiette. *uses spell on the 5 Spider-Men*
YE1: Dude, It's a cosplay of Dragon Ball's Ranfan. That's not something you see every day. Video of you doing Ranfan's trademark technique, please?
Ranfan Cosplayer: ½ a Bitcoin for a dirty talk Cam Show, 1 Bitcoin for a non nude striptease with the best bra and Panties a Ranfan cosplay could use, and 2 bitcoins for a Full nude show, ad an extra ½ bitcoin for masturbation, also ask about any customizations to your liking (within reason), my broch...
*The 5 evil Spider-Men appear*
Japanese Spider-Man: *kicks cosplayer* You have no business with Yoshibeth!
YE1: 5 vs 1, HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will Yoshibeth...
YE1: YOSHIETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, Will Yoshiette win a 5 vs 1 win a battle against the 5 Spider-Men, and put the characters from Veronica's Drawings back to their respective pictures where they belong, or will Spider-Man's reputation get so ruined that he's retconned out of the Marvel multiverse? Stay tuned sometime later
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