In the Sim City Justice System, Logic doesn't matter, until logic matters... Some of the heroes are idiots...
PREVIOUSLY ON YOSHIETTE ADVENTURES...
SimCity Comic-Con goes all loney tunes, while playing 9001 pixie stix, and on.. Back to the segment...
Tokugawa Studio: 9:45 AM
Joe T.: Dear Weekly Shonen, Jump Here's my twent...
Clippy: It looks like you're writing a letter would you like some...
Buzz Lightyear: Hold it, space alien?
JT: I have no time for this... *pushes Clippy and Buzz off the table*
Duck Nukem: Ranfan cosplayer, can I have your picture, preferably of you stri...
Ranfan Cosplayer: PISS OFF, Yoshi Team Loon!
DN: IT'S TEAM YOSHI, YOU MORON!!!!!
Alright Joey, not every cosplayer wants... to... Joe... JOEY!!!!
Joe Tokugawa's current location: 10:12 AM
JT: Do you have a set of Sailor Moon Lingerie?
Sailor Moon Cosplayer: SECURITY!!!!!
Front of Convention: 10:49 AM
Yoshiette 1: Oh dear, It's Grimlord, HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Pokemon RGBY Vs. Trainer theme Plays*
Grimlord: *Lifts up Mask* Actually, I'm just a cosplayer, and You kicked a Ranfan cosplayer, she's not to pleased right now...
YE1: How do you know?
Grimlord Cosplayer: It was on the TV earlier, NOT F*CKING OKAY!!!!!!
YE1 It wasn...
Grimlord Cosplayer: Go talk with someone else.
Toku SuperStore Booth: 11:00 AM
YE1: Have you seen Wolverine? Maybe he can chop off the heads off these 5 Spidey-Bastards.
Cashier: Sorry I only Specialize in Toku, I did see however a mix of a Green MMPR Ranger, A White MMPR Ranger, and a Red Zeo Ranger, ask him where ever he is...
DN: *via walkie talkie* Saw the orange street shark in quadrant alpha, what should I do?
YE1: Grab a piece of Drawing paper plus a magnet, and suck him back in!
DN: *via walkie talkie* Ten four, Yoshibeth..
YE1: IT'S YOSHIE... AH, F*CK IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Beta Quadrant: 11:09 AM
JT: Oooooooooo...... *talks into Walkie Talkie* Yoko Littner, can I ask her to show her Bam-bams?
YE1 & DN: FOCUS!!!!
One putting the character back onto the page later...
JT: The Flesh is heading to Gamma Quadrant time to chase this naked moron...
The Flesh: You can't catch m... Uh-Oh...... *just before returning to the page* Ouchies!
JT: Now onto the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Door from convention to McDonalds 11:30 AM
Jara: I'd love to see who likes these out...
DN: BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Bonks on Noxic's Head like a baboon*
Typhus: We're on your side, Bud!
Noxic: Get off, Pig!!!!
Jara: These are just costumes... *unmasks herself to reveal MarzGurl* See?
*Yoshiette Runs to the door*
YE1: It's You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You and You!!!!!
Kaylyn: You aren't one of AnonymousYoshi's cronies who...
YE1: Yep.
Kaylyn: Just stay good and I'll stay friends with you...
*Noxic Takes off mask*
JT: Linkara?
Lewis: Don't gimme Sh*t over...
JT: EULA Accepted!!!
DN: If You're Marzgurl, and you're Linkara, who's that?
*Typhus unmasked to reveal...*
DN: Yep, no one I know?
???: Maybe this'll ring a bell...
*Puts on beret and eyepatch Apollo Z. Hack*
*Apollo Z. Hack theme plays*
YE1: Apollo
JT: Z.
DN: Hack!!!!!
YE1: Let's Kick some ass!!!!
Team Drew, search the front of the convention, Team Roland Put on these masks and wait for the Spider-Men, Jara and I (aka Team Jo) will look in the back half of the convention?
Near the Body Pillow Salesman's Booth: 12:00 PM
JT: Ramenman and Brocken Jr.!!!!!
Noxic: Who and Who?
Ramenman and Brocken Jr.: Double Flying Leg Lariat!!!!!
JT: NOT TODAY!!!! *Puts the 2 back into the drawing Page*
Frederator Booth Convention: 12:08 PM
Jara: Come here, BITCH!!!!
Rosie: *claps hands and Giggles* Bich, Bich....
YE1: Uh-oh... Someone's so grounded... *Pulls magnet and paper out*
Rosie: No, No!!!!!! *starts to cry*
Jara: Who's Idea was it to get someone to draw a...
YE1: Enough talk, ONLY DO!!!!
Center of Convention: 12:13 PM
*The 5 Spider-Men appear*
Apollo Z. Hack: Let's Kick some ASS!!!!
Shin Revuer #1 XX Version V2 EX Beta!!!
Random Guy Popup Guy: Toasty!
Creepy Bootleg Anime VHS Indian Guy's Booth: 12:34 PM
YE1: Welp, we got Sailor Venus and Jupiter in one fell swoop, Completing the Sailor Senshi, Now onto Arale Norimaki.
*The Five Spider-Men appear*
We know who you guys are, but weren't you occupied with Duck and Ap...
Armored Spider-Man: Our Spider Senses found you, Hell those Masks were a dead giveaway. here's the ultimate Counter attack!!!
Japanese Spider-Man: Spider GP-7 RX!!!!
*Spider GP-7 RX Enters NEO Leopaldon!!!!!*
Change NEO Leopaldon!!!
Jara: Yikes! You're on your own at this point.
YE1: Inyuk Chuk!!! *Grows Giant*
Now What powers does NEO Leopaldon have, and how do I maneuver through them?
*Iron Spider inserts tape then a beatnik english cover of the Supaidaman that A. Yoshi sung while Yoshiette 1 Plays the bongos*
All 5 Spider-Men: Super Arm Rockets!!!!
*Yoshiette evades them*
YE1: Nice try, but I know how these things work!!!
*Arm Rockets head to the head*
Ouch!
Spider-Man Team: Supersonic Arc Turn!!!!
*Supersonic Arc Turn cuts through Yoshiette's clothing*
YE1: Damn you!
Spider-Man Team: Leopaldon Net!!!
YE1: You Bastards!!!!
Spider-Man Team: Now time for the Finisher!
Sword Vigor Victory!
YE1: Oh dear, that could slice me in half!!! I Know, I was the one who invented the Robot for a fanfic made out of a dare!!!!
Gotta get my Shrink Gun Charged before I go Bye Bye...
92%, 93%, 94%...
Spider-Man 2099: Cancel the function before Yoshibeth charges fully!!!!! HURRY!!!!
YE1: 97, 98, 99, boom you're history!!!!!
*fires shrink gun*
*Spider-Man team jumps out*
*NEO Leopaldon changes to toy size*
Black Suit Spider-Man: Yoo-Hoo!!!!! Yoshibe...
The reviewer/Magnavore Cosplayers + JT + DN: Back to the comics with ya!!!
Japanese Spiderman: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII... *all 5 Spider-Men Goes back on the paper*
*Yoshiette turns back to normal size*
The 6 Heroes: Now Lastly... Zedd and Vexor!!!!
Veronica M.'s Booth: 3:01 PM
Back to the pages with ya!!!!!!
YE1: Huh? How did we only get 6 parts of Zedd, but not Vexor?
JT: I Think I know why... *rips curtain door*
???: Uhhhh...... Hi?
JT: Who is this kid?
??? + Vexor: Ignore th guy in the booth, he's only an illusion
YE1: Joe, hold down the scrawny kid! Duck, destroy the machine inside the kid's booth! Linkara, use your magic gun to blast robo Vexor's mask of! Marzgurl Rip Robo Vexor's arms off! Apollo once the decoy is weak enough, Use your finisher! I'll tell security about the craziness going on in the convention...
Epilogue:
After the convention
YE1: Ya know, I learned something from This convention.
JT: What's that?
YE1: You can't change your past, but you can affect the future...
DN: That is if your name isn't James Rolfe, who must have loads and loads of save files, and based off his Mega Man episode (with a lot of them being on Playstation consoles), that might be taken quite literally...
JT: But didn't he...
YE1: Bus is here!!!
Later at the Ranfan cosplayer's apartment...
Dear SCCC, FBI, and Interpol;
Cosplayer: Some kid in a blue morphsuit kicked me. I wonder if it was a spy for A. Yoshi's personal benefit. If you have any news on that crimin...
*computer screen blue screens for no reason*
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END?
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